I want a big fight!

[LackingInspiration]

I have PMT, I hate everyone. It is our anniversary, but I hate DH because he didn't do the tax credits renewal like I asked him to, because he'd been saying to me 'what things can I do to help you?', so now we're not getting any and we have to repay the vast amounts of overpayments they've made us because they're a bunch of fucking numpties...much like my husband.

I hate my children because they keep bickering and hitting eachother.

I hate MN because too many people disagree with me.

[Hastily agrees with Lacking]

Go and kick your DH in the gonads, it'll make you feel better.

[Runs away scared]

fuck off. we all have bad days and pmt. No need to over react!

that start it for you?

there there....um...it'll be alright in the morning?

oops, it's a fight you're looking.

well, why don't you just fuck the fuck off and when you get there fuck off some more (or something like that, can't remember it properly)

Well, I've sorted out the fucking arseing tax credits, thank goodness! Luckily I did my tax return online, so even though my laptop, with all my accounts on it, is currently broken, I could find out my self employed earnings. And bizarrely, DHs P60 was actually easy to find .

No longer hating DH. Still not keen on MN...or children who have just been screaming about something while I've been on the phone to the tax credits bloke.

DEM - you fuck off too! Bloody hell! Why doesn't everyone agree with me all the time!?!?

And you can fuck off too, booyhoo!

because you arent always right and i have having a brain and an opinion and noone is going to tell me how i should think, feel or behave today.

YBVU.
I really don't give a toss about your PMT. I have just moved house to a new country and am surrounded by packing boxes which i dont have time to upack. My 6month old has been whinging for a month with sore teeth and I cant put her down for a second. It's "urr,urrr uh uh" all bloody day. My two year old has been stuck in front of cbeebs all morning and I feel guilty about that. I have a hangover after one glass of wine last night. There is no online shopping here so I have to walk 3 miles in the rain to a shop and cart it all back avec double buggy.

My husband is nagging me to take the children to a work function which starts at 5pm and will take me an hour on public transport to reach by which point I will be sweaty and frazzled and it will be time to go home again. I have just said "no" to this upon which point he has said he wont go either then. I know he will resent me for this.

My house is a mess
I am chain smoking.
I want everyone to leave me the fuck alone

so there

oh stop bloody moaning, we all have ishoos, thats why we are here!

Happy Anniversary - its mine too so its a great day to get married on :)

I haven't got ishoos. I have got three children with some bizarre 'let us entertain the world' complex which means that I always have a house full of other people dcs and we never get invited anywhere because 'they have more fun at yours'. WTF

Slapper if you are chain-smoking with a baby under one arm. MN is going to come down on your arse.

Swanseaslapper - STOP CHAIN SMOKING.

OMG Swansea! No offence, mate, but I am very glad I'm not you!

Oh yes. Happy Anniversary!

CheapHawaiian - you need to learn to say 'no'!

Have cancelled a picnic for today where I would have had to try to pack enough spare clothes for getting wet (there is paddling), being rained on, being hot, being cold and being sunburnt. Too much work for a PMT day.

Am considering walking to shop with kids on bikes, but know that 3yo will give up half way back and I will have to try not to scream at her in the street. But alternative is not having lunch...or could take the car but it's only 2min down the road...feels like such a waste...

I have got PMT to,my kids are driving me nut's,i've missed my doctors appointment and i've got housework to do!!

So if you fancy a fight - go for it luv!

Ha! Hope you live near me and I can walk past you with my dcs going, "Mummy, why has that mummy got a cross face? Why is she carrying that little one's bike and her shopping? Why is that child whining like that? Do you think she is always so cross? Does she hate her children? Do you hate me, Mummy? Mummy, why have you got a cross face?"

Oh do bugger off LackingInspiration.

Some of us have no children at home today and don't want to listen to whinging about the bickering of other people's children.

It's lovely and peaceful here.

I think I'll file my nails... perhaps have a piece of chocolate cake.... a feck of HOOOOOGE piece of chocolate cake... maybe watch a movie...

:o

Cheaphawaiian you have just made me splutter coffee all over my poor old dye computer. If it dies its all your fault

Have a cup of tea, a bex and a lie down.

You have PMT? Don't you get it every month? Surely you are used to it by now eh?

Hahaha, CheapHawaiian.

Then you can come and post on AIBU about me

Valhalla - fuck off, unless you're willing to bring that chocolate cake over here NOW!

I'm so uncreative with my swearing!!