I want a big fight!

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I have PMT, I hate everyone. It is our anniversary, but I hate DH because he didn't do the tax credits renewal like I asked him to, because he'd been saying to me 'what things can I do to help you?', so now we're not getting any and we have to repay the vast amounts of overpayments they've made us because they're a bunch of fucking numpties...much like my husband.

I hate my children because they keep bickering and hitting eachother.

I hate MN because too many people disagree with me.

While everyone is here - anyone know how to get nails off? Had them done and they are growing back don't wanna have them filled in but they hurt :( How do i get them off??

Now Now kiddies!! Don't swear at Valhalla - She is lovely and loves doggies!!

"I hate MN because too many people disagree with me."

No they don't.

Arrggghh! One bloody child has just turned up. An hour and a half early.

Same bloody child whose mother popped in 'for an hour' at 10am on Monday morning and stayed until 1.30pm. She only left after her youngest had told me three times that he was hungry, and I said, "Well, sweetie, you need to tell Mummy to take you home."

You are all cunts.

My husband sometimes asks me why I have a cross face

My toddler is doing cross face, and cross crying. He's now rolling round on the floor doing it. PIL have offered to take him to the park (they were going anyway) but haven't turned up to fetch him yet and he's getting grumpy.

I'm 21 weeks pregnant and still being sick.
So fuck the hell off the lot of you. Urg DS throwing things at me now but can't tell him to fuck off!

Can't be doing with grumps, or overly cheerful folk.... anyone really.

Sod off the lot of yuz.

Especially you OP...

SexuallyInactive - DO you think having every fucking arseing month makes it any easier?

QueenofDreamsDS - please do leave your poor old mum alone!

Tethersend - hahahahah

We have just had a living room floor picnic full of really lovely treats and the girls are being nice - nothing like a bit of bribery compensation for having a shit, grumpy mum.

I have also stocked up on emergency chocolate and goodies like cream cakes for any afternoon crises!

Now, all be kind and bugger off, can you!

Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

Who said anything about it being easier? You should be used to it and organise your time wisely with PMT. Do something productive for the week - learn to box eh.

A fight eh?

Just my area of expertise.

Come along everyone! Mitts and pads on and out into the back garden!!

I have a 4 week old who refuses to sleep more than 45 mins at a time, if I had the energy left I'd scream at the whole lot of you ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

10 minutes to party time.

Grey clouds covering the sky, so cleaning the sodding paddling pool was a waste of time. Now they're all going to be messing up my lovely, clean house. GGGRRRRRRRRRR

I am not going to let the mummies sit on their arses drinking my coffee and eating my cake, I am going to initiate a Just Dance competition and get them all sweaty in their Boden. Hah.

Slapper...can I have a ciggie, please?

phew, PIL have taken grumpy DS off my hands. Now to see to some cleaning, cooking bank crap etc. the joys.

Anyone think we should have a little MN lottery syndicate?

Whats the prize QoD? babysitter and cleaner service?

Sounds good to me! With a pack of thornton's viennese truffles thrown in too because they're fabulous!

should've done the tax credits renewal yourself!

Put the children in seperate rooms (or hook them up to nintendo ds's).

I could give you my husbands phone number... he's about as annoying as you can get and will argue with anyone on any subject. I have often said to him he'd make more money if he opened up an "argument hotline" (£1.50 per min - arguments to order - pick your own subject etc)!

thesunshinesbrightly To get your nails off, soak them in acetone nail polish remover, it takes ages, whoever does them for you should take them off for free though

I sooooo love MN - however crap you are feeling, you can always find some lower in the gutter of guilt that is motherhood!

Sorry for interrupting - carry on with your fight, ladies

Well im thinking you all need to chill

(posted by CheapHawaiian Wed 18-Aug-10 12:15:17)
Ha! Hope you live near me and I can walk past you with my dcs going, "Mummy, why has that mummy got a cross face? Why is she carrying that little one's bike and her shopping? Why is that child whining like that? Do you think she is always so cross? Does she hate her children? Do you hate me, Mummy? Mummy, why have you got a cross face?"

Lmfho I love this place.

Oh you bunch of moaners. DH is in Liverpooool with work for 2 nights, and when I asked to come too I was told 'oh it looks a bit unprofessional to bring your wife'

He just phoned me, pissed out of his tree, having had vodka shots with his oh-so-professional colleagues and the premiering Hairspray Liverpool cast who happen to be staying in his hotel

"So, er, what have you been up to snoozathon?"

"cleaning the fridge"

:(

[pours more cheap wine]

I won't even in type in your name.
OP you can fuck right off.
Oh and have a fucking biscuit while you are at it

(has that helped? :))