To ban the use of toilet roll?

[lifeas3plus1]

I bought some of that Andrex enriched with Shea Butter the other day.

(it was on offer and the only one left in shop. Lol )

Anyway, I just opened it and it smells so lovely. I don't want my dp wiping his stinky ass on it!

you do know it will give you thrush, dontcha ?

It was the only one they had in shop though. It was either that or newspaper! [ouch]

daubing artificial frangrances all over your fanjo is not recommended

just smell it then let DH wipe his arse with it

@ stinky ass - yes i am immature lol.

i love triple velvet (quilted of course) and puppies on a roll is so cute

< but not at the same time, obvs >

enriched with Shea Butter you say.... mmmmm sounds lovely.

Do not let DH near it, be wary of scaremongering MN'ers who probably will request you send it to them to keep it safe....

just smear some Lurpak on your pudenda

same fing, innit

[spits out tea]

AnyFucker!

I use the Shea Butter one all the time, friends come just to poo!

just don't put it on your toast afterwards

Lurpak? I'm wasn't planning on baking my foof!

OOh, that shea butter one is lovely. Ditto the aloe vera one.

It's not teh smell, it's the ribbed texture.

When are they bringing out a KY Jelly Loo roll?

LOL, I keep a pack of the shea butter one in the cupboard next to the loo where the cleaning stuff is.

I use that and the boys use the supermarket own brand on the roller.

Or one impregnanted with Canesten.

Or trick loo roll impregnated with chilli

no accusations just a need to know where to buy such 'exiting' brands of loo roll!

I'm unsucessfully trying to drink a cup of tea here!

My iPhone isn't like the tea shower!

Liking*

Told ya!

^Morloth Wed 11-Aug-10 18:15:59
LOL, I keep a pack of the shea butter one in the cupboard next to the loo where the cleaning stuff is.

I use that and the boys use the supermarket own brand on the roller. ^

Just the way it should be

Yes, if hell ever froze over and they were looking for something to clean with I would be busted, feeling quite secure that my secret is safe.

morloth...I bet you give your boys own-brand choccy biscuits too dontcha, while you have the Cadbury's

< whistles innocently >

That would just be wrong AnyFucker.

They have Cadburys and I have Valhrona or if I am slumming it Duchy Originals.

Chilli joke loo roll is an amzing idea.

gosh, morloth, you are obviously a better class of choccy-biscuit-eater than I am