To ban the use of toilet roll?

[lifeas3plus1]

I bought some of that Andrex enriched with Shea Butter the other day.

(it was on offer and the only one left in shop. Lol )

Anyway, I just opened it and it smells so lovely. I don't want my dp wiping his stinky ass on it!

I used to be fat. If I am gonna eat it, it had better be worth it.

shoshe- so you're Paul then?

oh, I am a choccy-biccy tart

I love Cadbury's choccy digestives, they form a large part of my diet

I think we have the same idea though...some things are just too good for kids

yabu - please cross reference with threads re: going commando in jeans and bus contamination with bodily fluids and you will see the error of your suggestion that toilet paper useage is banned (far to much drippage around bottom area)

Remember that toilet paper you used to get in schools, swimming pools etc that was like tracing paper? Completely unabsorbent therefore completely ineffective. do they still make it, I haven't seen it for years........

Yes teenyanne but I'm not planning on banning it for me, Just for him.

And he can wash his own bloody jeans anyway.

Ouch at Chilli Joke Toilet Roll.

And fwiw I'm munching on Taste the difference triple chocolate belgian cookies. I don't do Cadbury's!

Oh and I'm blaming Pregnancy brain for the randomly placed words.

Fluteyboots They still use that bloody stuff in the toilet's in the Mall in my town. I, of course, try to avoid it if I can. lol.

Perhaps I should keep a roll of lovely smelling toilet roll in my bag?

blimey...is Cadburys a MN no-no then

< slurps on FrootShoot >

Oh dear. I saw the thread title and the references to Cadbury and Valronha and immediately assumed that people were describing their poos

Recent MN threads have led me to expect TMI everywhere...

I'm sure it isn't AnyFucker I just think it tastes like Cack!

Fruitshoots? Outrageous behaviour.