Let's just bring back workhouses, rock-breaking and oakum-picking for anyone on benefits shall we, and have done?
Getting Experian in and checking what they are spending 'our' money on will be a great deterent in the meantime, though. Anyone else thinking of recklessly losing their job, or becoming ill, or caring for members of their family will know that when they sign on, they can hand over any expectation of being treated with dignity, compassion, humanity etc because they are probably 'scroungers'/undeserving, too, aren't they? And because we can't afford dignity in the current climate. That's what rich people have. Because they can afford it.
Perhaps we can do our own bit for the Big Society by taking it in turns to scrutinise the shopping of anyone we 'know' on benefits near us, so we can tell them where they are going wrong, why it's making them fat and unhealthy (because they'll be that too, won't they?) ask them to account for each penny they spend and let them know that we resent every mouthful they cram in to their 'undeserving' mouths, because we earned that money (even though they've probably paid NI and that my shopping basket wouldn't pass a moment of similar scrutiny). And then ask them where their luxury holiday homes, ski chalets etc are, so we can holiday there.
And the bankers need it more than they do, clearly.
To save Conservative think-tanks any more work, can I also suggest that we give benefit claimants badges when they sign on, too, so right-minded, wage-earning, responsible people like us can pelt cut fruit at them to make sure they know their place in life and don't get ideas (or a phone) above their station. (Btw, will the government publish an agreed ratio of electronic goods-to-worthiness? Just so I can be sure I'm making the right judgements when I pass them)
Until they find a job again, when - hey presto - they transform back into worthwhile members of society and collect their flatscreen tv, Sky etc to show that they've rejoined the human race. And that their opinions can finally be valued by people who really 'matter'.
Come on, then Dave and Nick. Save us all the fannying around and bring the workhouses back.
(At the very least, just think of the time we'd save on threads like this... )
Ffs.
Rant over.
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