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To totally embarrass myself now and admit on here that......

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TheLadyEvenstar · 09/08/2010 22:35

I have totally fancied adored David Essex since forever lol

there I have done it so who is your embarrassing person?

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 09/08/2010 23:23

I have touched myself with those hands...I have to warn you Wink

MoreCrackThanHarlem · 09/08/2010 23:25

Paul Nicholas
of Just Good Friends and Barnum

Flowing locks and 80s rogueish charm

moobaa · 09/08/2010 23:26

Hecate and Fibilou - That makes 3 of us! he was a real bit of raw grrrrr eh!

HecateQueenOfWitches · 09/08/2010 23:31

Oh yes.

I

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I even remember the episode where my knicker elastic first pinged me pants clean across the room Grin

It was the one with Q, where a klingon woman was materialised for him, and they had a bit of a fight and he growled and Geordi (I think) asked him was this his idea of sex and he said "This IS sex..."

And on that note, I leave MN forever. Blush

mumtoabeautifulbabyboy · 09/08/2010 23:34

Alan Rickman, particularly as the Sheriff of Nottingham.
In fact you are all being unreasonable if you don't lust after him.

LucyLouLou · 09/08/2010 23:45

Alan Rickman in Die Hard is kind of a dangerous hottie for me! This thread is seriously great!

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 09/08/2010 23:50

David Bowie for very many years
err
Also thought Ivan Lendl had very lovely legs

Fibilou · 09/08/2010 23:50

Alan's finest hour has to be Harry potter, surely ?

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 09/08/2010 23:52

Mumto and LucyLou - I saw Alan Rickman in a play and he was fab - the play was quite good too!Grin

mumtoabeautifulbabyboy · 09/08/2010 23:55

Sooooooooooo jealous. He is mine!

stressedHEmum · 09/08/2010 23:56

To whoever said Robbie Coltrane, I would. I have had an uncontrollable crush on him since he was in Tutti-Frutti, way before Cracker.

Also David Bowie, for about 35 years. The biggest rage inducing thing in my life is that my 1st husband hopped it with all my DB collectors item records, ones from the David Jones era and all Angry Infidelity I have forgiven, but that was a step too far.

Biggest crush, though, was Fish. I lusted after him for many years. Still do, really.

LucyLouLou · 10/08/2010 00:03

I love the evil on Alan Rickman's face when he's in slow motion while trying to shoot John McClane's wife right at the end of Die Hard, it's so bad it's a turn on! Very jealous about the play!

LucyLouLou · 10/08/2010 00:05

I sort of love Richie Sambora from Bon Jovi as well. It's odd, I never had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, I just want the slightly overweight sweaty guitar player. I'm so weird.

glastocat · 10/08/2010 00:05

stressedHEmum, you should have tracked him down and killed your ex for that! Utterly unforgiveable! Angry

But, Fish? Grin Really?!

Fibilou · 10/08/2010 00:07

I made pudding once for David Bowie. Banana fritters with honey ice cream. He sent a compliment back about my ice cream but I didn't get to see him

Fibilou · 10/08/2010 00:07

Oooooooooh, Slash from GnR. I like dirty looking men..

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 10/08/2010 00:12

LucyLou it was Noel Coward's Private Lives. Very funny moment AR walked on with a tray with a couple of cocktail glasses, accidently jogged the tray and they smashed. He paused, looked at the audience, sighed, picked up all the bits and walked off only to return (to a big round of applause) with a new tray and glasses, smiled to the audience then carried on with the play as if nothing had happened. Total professional.

CouldOfWouldOfShouldOf · 10/08/2010 00:15

Matthew Wright.
He has odd ears but I have a huge crush on him.

I got excited when his show was on today, but then disappointed when he wasn't on it.

LucyLouLou · 10/08/2010 00:17

Haha @ ChazsBrilliantAttitude, that sounds great!

Fibilou - you and I would get on well. Dirty bad men are my weakness. If they look like they haven't had a bath for a year, I would happily take them home. My family despair of me.

glastocat · 10/08/2010 00:23

Fibilou, can I touch you? :D

Fibilou · 10/08/2010 00:24

You can. It was over 11 years ago but I'm sure there's a bit of flour still under my nails somewhere........

Fibilou · 10/08/2010 00:25

I will also boast that I have seen Liam Gallagher naked save for a hand-towel wrapped round his waist.

stressedHEmum · 10/08/2010 00:27

Oh yes, Fish. I have fancied the pants of him since my then boyfriend took me to see Marillion at the Ayr Pav. I was about 15 and he was wearing the whole sack cloth and face paint thing (think very early days.) I never got over it. I used to go see them at every opportunity and I went to his very first few solo gigs in the Queens Hall and places like that. Sadly, kids got in the way of my fan girl life, but the lust remains. I can't really quantify it, or even justify it, tbh. When I was a teen he was a kind of rebellious, working class poet that said all the kinds of things that my perpetually protesting peers and I thought. I suppose his songs were pretty much the background to my socialist worker youth Blush and he was huge and gorgeous Blush Blush

Oh aye, and the David Bowie thing is unforgivable, so is the fact that he spent the money that I had saved up to buy tickets to Dave's gig at Murrayfield in the ate 80's on a game of golf for him and his mates Angry

stressedHEmum · 10/08/2010 00:28

Should say LATE '80s, obviously.

glastocat · 10/08/2010 00:32

GOLF! My god stressed, you had a lucky escape from that man.

The Fish thing is hilarious though, I was scarred at an early age by Kayleigh I'm afraid. Grin

And Fibilou, I no longer want to touch you, in case you make me think of a semi naked Liam. Grin