Excuse me, I'm about to shout.
WHY THE HELL DO NO SHOPS STOCK ANY MORE SWIMMING COSTUMES/BIKINIS/BOYS' SHORTS?????!!!
"Oh no, dear" trilled each lady in M&S, BHS, Primark etc... "they've all gone now. It is July, after all."
It's the first week of the sodding summer holiday. Half the country has yet to go away. I don't want bloody "back to school" I want HOLIDAY BEACHWEAR for KIDS!!!!!!!!!!
As you were...