Those bloody supermarkets are at it again part 3

[Jasonthunderpants]

Dw got 2 boxes of gooseberrys this week in our weekly shop.
me "why dearest?"
dw"because they where on offer"
me "oh"
By Gods Holy trousers why? we never have had them before
Ok I thought,right lets cook them and put them in the freezer to make a crumble at a later date. I look on the back at how to cook
stew 454g of gooseberrys in 68ml of water with 54g suger
I look at the weight of a pack 400bloodygrams
Why the hell are they putting the instructions of how to cook 454g on a 400g pack?plus they needed topping and tailing and that took 20 mins(some of the buggers where the size of garden peas)
I couldnt weigh the off cuts because the batteries have gone in the scales,so the grammage was down further
(if your interested in the waste take a look at my photos,I took a picture of it)
At this point it was not the gooseberrys that where stewing
Do they do this on purpose to piss me off?
Is the person in charge of gooseberry packing the same person who was in charge of bagging up frozen mixed peppers? As he/she been moved down,up or sideways?
Is being in charge of gooseberry packing a better or worse job than bagging up frozen peppers?
Is this person out to make my life hell?

STDG you are now the officil wicked villan

love the laugh

Jason Jason Jason Do you really sponsor a poor orphan child in Uganda, or is that just a cynical ploy to get evenmore^ of these impressionable women to eat out of your hand and think you are God's gift? Am I right to be suspicious Jason? Hmm?

Dear God, don't know what happened to my italics there? All went a bit tits up

fellatio are u over her stalking?

Yes I am. I wanted to know what all the fuss was about on the other thread! Though I do fondly remember the green pepper surplus outcry.

TBH he's alright, but I'm not wanting to marry him and have his babies like the rest of you.

i still am wondering what the fuss is about tbh so he (allegedly) takes things back and complains so?

Yes FellatioNelson
yes we do really sponser a little boy

I can just see the fan club swooning now,

Who knew, Jase, all these years of trying to attract the right woman/women and all you needed to do was make a smily face out of gooseberry trimmings and dance round the kitchen with a pot on your head.