Is this not completely mental?

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vajazzling

And actually also really a bit creepy as well? I am especially disturbed by the way they look a bit like pubic regrowth stubble, but glittery.

My friend tweeted about this (God knows how she came across the concept) and now I am intrigued.

Has anyone here had it done? I've been discussing it with DH. He assures me that he is happy with my all natural and unadorned genital region, but he has questions.

Do they really stay stuck on? Wouldn't sweat dissolve the glue? Do they therefore start peeling off during sex? Would they get stuck in the bloke's pubic hair, leaving him with weird crystallized bollocks? Would they be scratchy? Doesn't it look a bit sad and shabby when they start falling off bit by bit?

Does anyone have any answers or theories?

Actually...should probably have put this in Chat really. I suppose what I'm thinking is: "AIBU to think this is really, really stupid"?

Who the fuck wants that??

The things people will do.

Harmless fun really, no different to a murkin surely?

I suppose it is harmless fun, and I guess people can do what they like to their own genitals. I favour a very, very low maintenance approach, but then I am very lazy.

But I am mainly concerned by the practical implications. How does it actually work?

What happens if you have a design done and then catch a few when you pull your trousers up??

Do you go for weekly maintenance?

I'm rather curious now

yes, yes it is. Showed DH. He was not impressed.

Probably glue that they use for wigs etc. I can't imagine they stay on for long. She was shaved too so that's going to grow back inbetween and push them off if you have a big hairy thatch.

I saw this years ago in London, went for my usual lunch time wax, they were offering the Brazilian, the Hollywood and the Bollywood which was a baldy with jewels so it's not a new thing.

Its a bit "Stringfellows" isn't it?

I quite liked one of the comments on that link though:
"My friends and I had an idea called Disco Balls, which is basically a hairnet for testicles that has rhinestones attached".

Yes Norbert I laughed at that too.

Even funnier was the piece I saw on re-virginising operations where a guy posted that he was planning a homemade job for half the price with some copydex and a couple of slices of corned beef. Made me chuckle all day that one.

the bollywood ?! jeez.

ruddynorah here is the link if you fancy it

Tsk
I hate when people say vagina in a coy fashion when they mean vulva. It's not a dirty word ladies

I so wish I'd done this on my wedding night now. The look on DH's face would have been priceless. It would have been so so out of character he'd probably have tried to get an annulment in the morning.

For Christ sake
What are we doing to ourslves?
Why not just paint ourselves in pink plastic to be a proper living baarbie doll?

OMG did you listen to the Mel Gibson rant to his ex girlfriend from that site ? It is actually very upsetting.

What an unbelievable pig of an abusive man. I hate him.

What happens when teh 'jewels' sgtart to fall off in your knickers and get stuck in other places.

And I am not a natural pendant, but that isn't her vagina.

Or her vulva for that matter.

In fact, what is that? pubic area? pubazzled?

So you do it because it looks 'pretty' but you can't show anyone.

And I don't imagine that many men, seeing a woman naked, will be looking at her sparkly fanjo and thinking either 'oohhh pretty sparkles' or 'phwoar, that is so hot'.

So the questions are why? and who's it for?

No. It's not. I think it would definitely be a bad idea to glue swarovski crystals in up there.

I do love that she can't say the word but will happily show the whole damn thing to camera

Why not put squeakers on your cervix, so your man knows he has hit the jackpot?

or your girlfriend sixtyfootdoll...

of course dont want to exclude