Is this not completely mental?

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vajazzling

And actually also really a bit creepy as well? I am especially disturbed by the way they look a bit like pubic regrowth stubble, but glittery.

My friend tweeted about this (God knows how she came across the concept) and now I am intrigued.

Has anyone here had it done? I've been discussing it with DH. He assures me that he is happy with my all natural and unadorned genital region, but he has questions.

Do they really stay stuck on? Wouldn't sweat dissolve the glue? Do they therefore start peeling off during sex? Would they get stuck in the bloke's pubic hair, leaving him with weird crystallized bollocks? Would they be scratchy? Doesn't it look a bit sad and shabby when they start falling off bit by bit?

Does anyone have any answers or theories?

I get really irritated by people conflating vaginas with vulvas.

It's like referring to buttocks as rectums. Just wrong.

Me too - I generally stick to the terms flaps and jube.

I've had 3 bikini waxes - mild ones. The last time was over 4 years ago and the lovely Japanese-Brazillian therapist showed these to me & smiled - "Next time you get Brazillian & one of these?"

Not on your nelly mate!

very pretty i think

Quality That area is called the mons or mons pubis. Here is a link to wikipedia with totally gratuitous down pants shot included.

wtf?!

The spa woman wouldn't even say vagina...and what on earth was that design supposed to be?

and why would you do it? Who would you show?

and what happens if the jewels start to come off and go inside?

honestybox - otherwise known as the VW Bonnet!

I'm more disturbed by the wikipedia pic of a girl showing her baldy mound on her beach lounger tbh

Can't say I've ever felt that my genitals needed more sparkle

I've certainly never felt that I would be cheered by sparkly genitals. I don't look down that often to be honest, and it's never occurred to me to think:

"hmm, I'm feeling a wee bit low at the moment, and looking at my genitals just isn't perking me up as it used to. If only they were more...sparkly. Then I would feel a leap of joy with every glance!"

Should I be tying tiny little bows in my pubic hair? Holographic gift ribbon should give me that extra sparkle.

piprabit if you do, please take a pic and post on Wikipedia.

Some LED fairylights might be quite nice too!

PMSL at the comment about sticking a few googly eyes on as well!

Liking the fairylights - but don't want to think about where I would have to put the battery pack.

Makes me think of that weird Electric Six video with the couple and their flashing codpieces, Danger! Danger! High Voltage!

Monsazzled?

at Danger! High voltage!

Seriously though, why? Ok, i can see the kitsch funny for wedding night, but unless you are a stripper, or a hooker catering exclusively to blind people who can write braille messages on your pubes, i really don't get it.

ROFL @ braille pubes.

I am upset too by the Mel Gibson thing on the same page. What a vile bastard he is.

Just listened to that, what an arse piece he is.

There does seem to be a trend for using vagina for the whole package iyswim

But it amuses me, as it's often by people who are insisting their dd should refer to their ladybits by the correct anatomical names. Pity they're teaching them the wrong ones