Is this really Madonna without airbrushing?

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holy crap she looks her age no matter how many proceedures she's had.

And Jesus has dumped her. Shame.

It's out there, MP, you just have to google.

Well I'm 45 and quite thin and I look fucking ancient.

I had my passport photos done recently and nearly cried. You are not allowed to smile and I look like I've had a stroke.

I think if Madonna had a haircut appropriate for someone say 37, and put on a bit of weight, so she lost that Witchy-Poo jawline which she never used to have, she'd look fab.

has he really dumped her then?

..I call this the Andre Manoevre. Hitch your hasbeen/neverbeenself to a successful woman's star, then dump her

Everyone will say what a slaaaag she is and give you a big pat on the back

you parasite clever fella

Holy crap - hope I look as good as M when I turn 50 next year, but I doubt it's going to happen.

Agree with the "too thin = Bad Look post-45" opnion though - a bit of blubber plumptiousness does smooth out the wrinkles/knobbly-jaw look.

Why is it OK for mega-rich middle-aged blokes but not women to hang out with juvenile arm-candy? Who on EARTH imagines that young Mr Stud-Muffin dumped Ms most-famous lady on the planet and not vice-versa? I bet he hasn't been paying for his own grooming treatments and personal trainers!

Well thats whats reported He instigated it as nothing in common!

Madonna was in the picture?????? Didn't see her.

the cheeky young scamp, noddy!!

[outraged]

i think she looks ok. I would try and persuade her to die her hair a slightly more honeyish shade of blonde though. she looks too 'wan'

Well if I was 50 and pulled that hot bod, I would be well smug.

I don't know what she sees in Jesus!! ;)

the whole leotard cutting right up into her minge is really not ok for a woman of her age let's face it. Imagine how her kids feel when their friends tease them about that.

I just think it is so dull to be obsessed with looking young. It never works. She will probably have herself cryogenically frozen. Just think - Madonna, forever frozen in her starved, plucked, plastic perfection, suspended in animation for who knows how long......clad in a tiny vaginally bisecting leotard. Gosh.

Bibbity - re Darryl Hannah...have you not seen her trawling the chat show circuit recently? - she looks like the Bride of Wildestein's slightly less scary sister .

I agree with whoever said it earlier. Jesus' star looked a bit, erm, petite.

I think the sucking lemon face Madge had on was in fact her normal expression - she's had cheek implants, allegedly.

It was suggested in a column I read that she made him get the tattoo with his name on his neck, for her more "senior" moments.

Madge & David Gest