Alternative names for celeb fragrances...add yours here..

[Megglevache]

I was sent this today and love the Katie H one

fake perfume list

I'm sure MN can add funnier ones!

Desperation by Katie Price

Overrated! by Cheryl Cole

ASS-eptible by Jo Frost

OOOh lady you are on a roll...

Trapped- Brad pitt
Lupine- Noel Edmonds
kym Marsh- Muttón

Skanky - Kate Moss (smells for fag ash)

ROLF -Mutton although I can't do the accent.

asseptable

Jo frost could also have - Pacific (instead of specific)

Cock - Gordon Ramsey

Misogyniste - by Neil Tweedie

Eau-dius! Katie Price
Closet! George Clooney

Actually can I change Cheryl Cole's to ABSO
(Absolutely Beautiful, Simply Owfal)?

love eau-dius, took me a minute

Le Main de Dieux - Thierry Henri

Eau de Toilet - Kim Woodburn
Somebody stop me!!

in flagrente delicto - oooh loads of people
anorexia - victoria beckham

SixtyFoot - does that come in pine and citrus?

Ditchwater - Peter Andre ( ie dull as..)

"Up my Own Arse"...just about all of them

"Smug and Rich"....Johnathan Ross

"Eau de Nil"...any skinny famous one with no brain

"Vacuous"... any zombie who wears frocks and spends all day worrying about her hair and nails

"Tedious"... any zombie who wears frocks and, according to Tatler "juggles motherhood and work" (while employing a nanny, cleaner, cook, chaufeur, PA etc etc)

"Cretinous" for the man in the life of the woman who wears "Tedious"

DH says "Skin Deep" for the man who has a personality to match this perfume.

This is also the man who would drive the new luxury car "Fanny Magnet".

"Pointless" by Paris Hilton

"Arrogant" by Jude Law

"Disaster Zone" by Kerry Katona

"STD" by Russell Brand

KarKrash by Kerry Katona
Spaced by Robbie Williams
Crumbs by Gordon Brown
Smooth by David Cameron
Off the Wall by Boris Johnson

lol at those, especially crmbs

have you ever saw the rl aftershaves in LIdl Suddenly (conjures up premature ejaculation issues) and Eruption (makes me think of spotty teenager)

"Wooden" by Keira Knightley

This is strangely addictive.