The wonderful and weird life of Trudie styler

[jenk1]

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trudy

That's quite the most vicious character-assassination I've ever read.

Entertaining though

Being that skinny once you get to that age isn't flattering.

Sting also has two other children from his first marriage who are rarely mentioned.

Still,I can't see what the point of that random hatchet job was?

I mean, hold the front page...Rich Person In Bit Of A Twat Shocker

She likes someone to pass her the loo roll as she sits on the throne.

Don't we all, my dear

She is one of those people I just can't like Hypocritical and self righteous and he's the same

And who gives a toss they like Tantric sex.

Ommmmmmmmmmm

He probably has a 4-inch dong.

Oh god, the poor son. I can't imagine anything more humiliating than having all your friends at your birthday party shown a video of your mum's twat.

I can't imagine being a haggard-looking old bird like she is and actually being conceited enough to think my son's friends have any desire to see my twat.

Cringe.

"Attending the Brit Awards with her youngest son, Giacomo, then not even a teenager, she asked a passing waitress to 'rustle up something simple' for the boy. 'Just a boiled egg and soldiers or something like that - I don't want to put you out.'

Given that the menu had been prepared weeks in advance for hundreds of music industry glitterati, it was far from a straightforward request. Not that Trudie saw it that way, of course.

'It was hugely inconvenient, but as far as Trudie was concerned, she was being perfectly reasonable,' says a source who saw the exchange. "

eeerm. i don;t see what's s huuuuuugely unreasonable about that. a bit, yes, but it's not that bad. have heard on grapevine that she's both lovely and a 'mare.

couldn't wade through all of that. But what weirdly ecclectic names her hcildren have

Mickey, 24, Jake, 23, Coco, 18, and Giacomo, 13.

Like she was in a different 'phase' of her life choosing all of them. Or on a different organic drug.

That egg request is typical of somebody who never sets foot in a kitchen, never plans meals for the week ahead, never shops for the food.

My x would sometimes say, I don't want dinner actually I just want a light supper. As though that were somehow easier and he were doing me a favour being so obliging (when I'd prepared something already) I'd give him half as much as say, 'there, a light suppoer'

Why couldn't he eat from the menu? Last I heard, children who are not yet teens have a full set of teeth and can eat the same food adults do, bar alcohol-laced dishes.

Why couldn't he eat from the menu?

Because she was being just plain awkward.

it doesn't say how old he was, does it? i mean obv if he was older, but she did used to drag her kids around to things when she was quite young iirc.

i mean, you don't need to sell 'kids eating adult food' to me, lol, i'm just saying that she'll think she was asking a perfectly reasonable question.

it's not very reasonable to drag a very young child to an awards show, though, especially when you have an army of staff hired to care for them.

Either you eat from the menu or you bring your own food. It is stupid and incredibly up your own arse to ask for a different menu.

She is a complete hypocrite.

yes, but if you're someone who eats out and never cooks for yourself then that wouldn't really cross your mind, would it?

ach, what am i saying, i seem to be defending someone who i probably wouldn't like in RL. maybe the kid was allergic, maybe he was v young, who knows?

Maybe she's just a colossal cow.

I mean, given that she wasn't born wealthy, it goes to follow she's got some inkling of how a kitchen works and the basic elements of food preparation.