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so,,,,, is tom cruise gay or not?

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LiffeyMermaid · 13/01/2009 16:43

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Lotster · 18/01/2009 15:32

Well the rumour goes like this:

Katie dated Josh Hartnett in 2005

Many rumours about Cruise "auditioning" wives at the time, Scarlet Johansson was one that was "claimed" to be not interested.

Theory is that KH three months gone, meets Tom Cruise, he thinks she's a perfect package so to speak, she doesn't want to slip in to obscurity up the duff with uninterested JH's baby, takes the offer.

Suri born April 2006 after a "whirlwind" romance with Cruise. (Hence the sofa jumping etc to stress just how much in love they were and make the baby more likely - he is not enough of a pratt to make such a fool of himself for no reason.)

Baby not seen out and about for ages, and when she is, looks quite big for her age.

Here's the best link I found of Suri/Josh comparison pic. Look at the eyes!!

Makes more sense that Kidman not conceiving
by him because she's a man!

One viewing of Cruise dancing in his pants in Risky Business tells us what we need to know, surely? In the words of my gay mate, he looks like a "massive bender"!

EBenes · 18/01/2009 16:18

Still agree he may be gay or bi, but the similarity is much undermined by Katie's mirror like presence in that picture.

marmon · 18/01/2009 18:39

Has anyone found it strange that TC only dates/marries high profile actresses, i mean actors obviously do date fellow co stars but with him it seems the lady of the moment. As does a certain Brad Pitt but lets not open up another can of worms eh!

Fleurlechaunte · 18/01/2009 18:52

Oh noooooooo not Brad Pitt! I can't bear the thought of that. Wash your mouth out marmon!!!!!!

marmon · 18/01/2009 19:01

I have to say in an earlier part of this discussion i talked about my friend who interviewed a high profile Hollywood script writer over 10 years ago and he relayed a story about TC on the set of the film An Interview With A Vampire and apparantly TC and a certain Brad Pitt used to disappear to there trailers alot together for more than just going through there scripts alegedly!! To say we were shocked at the time was an understatement and the man he interviewed likended Hollywood to the "last days of Rome", absolutely no morality and people prepared to do anything to further there careers. Please dont kill me, Angelina may have straightend him out

EBenes · 18/01/2009 21:36

But Brad Pitt once went out with Sinitta! Still, if it was a lavender thing, that wouldn't be the last time she'd do beardwork...

moodlumhohohoodlum · 18/01/2009 21:44

I love this thread. I have learnt more reading this than almost anything else I have ever read.

DH doesn't believe in any of these rumours tho'. He's so naive..

Lotster · 18/01/2009 23:45

And Sinitta brings us back to Simon Cowell again! She dated him too. Perhaps either she's a gaymaker, or a lavender girl for hire...

KerryMumbles · 18/01/2009 23:47

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puffling · 18/01/2009 23:55

How does anyone know what they were doing in the trailer, more likely going for a smoke of some type of substance.

puffling · 19/01/2009 00:01

This is the truth. I've decided it!
TC swings both ways.
The child is most definitely his. She has his conk. Quite possibly IVF for whatever reason.

RiaParkinson · 19/01/2009 00:06

puffling i thought that about the nose oddly

JustKeepSwimming · 19/01/2009 06:39

'lavender girl for hire' love it!!!

re trailer & TC & BP:

a) TC leads BP astray and insists that he comes and 'romps' with him in trailer to further his career...no more will be said of it once TC has had his wicked way and BP makes his name and is famous

b) 2 young (back then anyway) blokes on same set, bored between takes head off for beers/drugs/play playstation (or whatever equivalent was around back then!), etc.

I think, however much i am drawn to the seedy unbelievable gossipy stories, i know which one i find more likely!

Still think TC could easily be at least bi.
And think there's something v unhealthy in that relationship but IVF seems most likely.

orangina · 19/01/2009 13:46

Suri is the result of IVF after a vasectomy I tell you. And when NK had a miscarriage towards the end of her marriage w TC, the baby wasn't his (TC's) but the result of NK's affair w another (fairly) high profile actor, which is why TC divorced her pronto. He knew it wasn't his.

beanieb · 19/01/2009 13:49

who was teh other fairly high profile actor?

what's your source?

orangina · 19/01/2009 14:02

my source is friend of mine who knows a lot of these people (haha, "these" people...!). Can't really say who the other actor is, but you could guess....?

EBenes · 19/01/2009 14:04

That sounds plausible, actually, except, why would she reveal she'd had a miscarriage? No one knew she was pregnant. And why would he have a vasectomy?

orangina · 19/01/2009 14:08

You're right EBenes, all questions I asked when I was gossiping with said friend and it all came out... apparently NK knew that TC had had vasectomy, but thought that her pgnancy was the result of that small chance of it reversing. I thought that surely she would have known what her dates were all about, and she'd have realised that it was someone else. Unless of course she knew and was trying to get TC to THINK it was his?

(the plot thickens)

miscarriage revealed to garner public support in face of TC divorcing her

(i'm guessing)

EBenes · 19/01/2009 14:08

Timing would seem to indicate Billy Zane or Val Kilmer?

BalloonSlayer · 19/01/2009 14:09

Why does it all have to be so complicated and "conspiracy-theory"?

Few people are 100% hetero- or homo-sexual, most of us are somewhere on a spectrum.

Most men who prefer their sexual partners to be men have had sex with women and enjoyed it, despite it not being "the real thing" for them. My stepfather was gay, and had two children with his ex-wife, and while I don't know the details, he certainly had a sexual relationship with my Mum. The notion of a gay man only being able to get it up for men is as old-fashioned as the idea that all gay men look and act like Mr Humphries.

If TC is gay, it seems obvious that he does not wish this to become common knowledge, perhaps because of his career, or because of his religion or perhaps because, sadly, he cannot himself accept his sexuality and wishes he wasn't gay.

Maybe he just wants to be a heterosexual man with a loving family and children of his own. And he meets a new woman and in the flush of excitement of a new relationship he thinks the sex side is all OK, and he can do this, he can have the heterosexual life. But then as in all relationships, the lust wears off and he discovers that actually his heart is not in it after all.

And then it comes to the time when children are wanted in the marriage. As a lot of us know when TTC, it can take a lot of shagging to achieve a pregnancy. And if a marriage has a sexual problem due to an unacknowledged sexual orientation issue then this is likely to make conception even more difficult.

So, what do you do. How about: meet a new girl, fall in love, get her pregnant as quick as possible before the lust wears off, bob's your uncle!

squeaver · 19/01/2009 14:13

beanieb - think Moulin Rouge

EBenes · 19/01/2009 14:18

Oh, stupid me, took date from the wrong divorce!

stillstanding · 19/01/2009 14:19

Jude Law? (or was he after they were divorced?)

And wasnt it claimed at the time that she kept some of the DNA from the miscarriage because she was so scared that TC would say the baby wasnt his?

KewcumbersRoastingOnAnOpenFire · 19/01/2009 14:27

I find it incredible to beleive and rather offensive to speculate that a mother to adopted chidlren would pretend any further children were birth children when they were in fact also adopted.

I just don't understand why you would even want to speculate about it.

Sensitve subject to me so I suppose I just don;t see it as being fodder for pointless gossip - I had enough of the tabloids reporting NK's "first" baby. How on earth must her other two children have felt?

orangina · 19/01/2009 14:27

squeaver is onto something....

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