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so,,,,, is tom cruise gay or not?

249 replies

LiffeyMermaid · 13/01/2009 16:43

discuss

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electra · 03/05/2011 21:04

It wouldn't surprise me at all if TC is gay. So if he is then he's obviously not comfortable with his sexuality because why wouldn't he come out otherwise?

electra · 03/05/2011 21:06

Yes Suri is so like TC I find it hard to believe she's not his. Her eyes have the same expression and are set the same way.

travispickles · 03/05/2011 22:38

I have just wasted spent two hours of my life reading this :)

thebestisyettocome · 03/05/2011 22:40

Forget TC. We need more details on PS Shock

valiumbandwitch · 03/05/2011 23:01

LH from big and small, who was caught with a woman in the premier inn or somewhere like that? and is now doing an advert for them?

valiumbandwitch · 03/05/2011 23:02

PS, I don't know, I cant see why he'd bother to have a lavendar marriage. He's only a tv presenter.

valiumbandwitch · 03/05/2011 23:04

look on TC's wikipedia page! it says his partner is rebecca de mornay!

WHAT?!

HazeltheMcWitch · 03/05/2011 23:06

I love it! I was wondering how there are 10 pages of replies all saying HELL YES to the OP.

Re MB, is it true that he had a bad parachuting accident some years ago, and lost some of his tackle? This may not be gospel, it could be urban myth, but all these years I have been convinced that he has had at least a partial gelding. The evidence? Well, I read it somewhere. And he DOES have lovely smooth (feminine) skin. And can hit some high notes.

Case closed.

LynetteScavo · 03/05/2011 23:16

valiumbandwitch, yes that LH.

Seems an odd and necessary thing to do IMO, but I had it from a reliable source, who got it from a reliable source, etc.

PureBloodMuggle · 04/05/2011 00:35

I can't keep up with all the initials.

Haven't a flipping clue who anyone is - at this point I'm so confused even TC is a struggle!!

Is everyone who is gay isn't and those that aren't are and anyone who has had a baby and wasn't seen for a while has multi-paternity all who look like each other and those haveing a baby with small bump secretly an earthworm?

Is tom really only 1 foot tall?

wakeupandsmellthecoffee · 04/05/2011 10:39

cbeebies I certainly dropped that one lol .

wakeupandsmellthecoffee · 04/05/2011 12:48

Is Ross Kemp gay . I have herd rumours before but not sure . Not that it matters but I am bored and have nothing better to think about .

HazeltheMcWitch · 04/05/2011 13:28

Supposedly RK bats for both sides. The story is that his ex (NOTW ex editor v high up in medialand) came home and found him in flagrante delicto with a chap. Cue big fight, police called, relationship over.

wakeupandsmellthecoffee · 04/05/2011 13:37

sad as I may be if RK was strait I would want to be in flagrante delicto with him . Bit of rough and all that . Mind you he does speak so nicely .

HazeltheMcWitch · 04/05/2011 13:39

Ooh, really? He's bi, you still may!!
And where do you stand on his tv brother, Phil ?

wakeupandsmellthecoffee · 04/05/2011 14:00

I think Phil is strait . Wasnt there a thing in the paper about when he had a fight with his girlfriend just to take the heat of Ross . Also Phil just dosnt do it for me . Lol

LynetteScavo · 04/05/2011 18:15

Every celebrity is bisexual.

The end.

wakeupandsmellthecoffee · 06/05/2011 13:46

really . just trying to keep thread going . lol

wakeupandsmellthecoffee · 09/05/2011 17:14

And still trying lol

FourFingeredKitkat · 09/05/2011 17:20

Anyone seen the "Fudge Packer" episode of Southpark, one of the funniest skits about TC I've seen!

FourFingeredKitkat · 09/05/2011 17:21
BertieBasset · 16/05/2011 20:27

I have heard from a reliable source Grin that TC is asexual and Katie Holmes a total pain who hen pecks TC something rotten. Only time my source has ever felt sorry for TC was when they were doing a shoot together. I don't think she is well liked.

MadameCastafiore · 16/05/2011 20:34

John Travolta has actually married Tom Cruise in a Scientologist Wedding Ceremony.

(ALLEDGEDLY!!!!!!!!)

wakeupandsmellthecoffee · 17/05/2011 11:06

snort lol

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