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Nicole Kidman - Chanel No 5 advert

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ipanemagirl · 21/11/2008 10:54

Is it just me or is this ad the most irritating perfume ad ever ever ever

"I am a Dancer. I Love To Dance'

Kidman trying to look like fwightened ickle faun and just ends up looking like a scary nutter. She's just so FAKE.

Vomit!

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mynameis · 16/12/2008 12:08

this one is a sexy ad

Might be just JRM that does it for me though

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ipanemagirl · 16/12/2008 14:47

I hate this ad, it's just so full of Arse and nonsense, she's the weirdest looking woman in the world and the whole 'narrative' of the ad is just such nonsense I can't bear it!

Actor is quite cute though.

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MrsMattie · 16/12/2008 14:48

The Beckham ads are pretty bad. They are faking some kind of 'hot' chemistry between them. Yeah. Right.

expatinscotland · 16/12/2008 14:49

the Ewan McGregor one is far worse.

he sounds such a twonk on that ad.

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ipanemagirl · 16/12/2008 14:53

The Beckhams Ad is the worst just taste bypass and more evidence of this weird couple's unfathomable greed! Ewan McG ad is not quite as vile but it's pretty bad, he obviously wants to buy a house in Italy or France or another house in some nice place.
But it's Nicole's fwightened Faun expression in the chanel ad that's so nauseating, it's as bad as her girlish Bwain Twaining Ad.
The Greed of it! Why do ads when you're a multi millionaire? It's just so undignified.

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ipanemagirl · 16/12/2008 14:53

imho

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mrsmaidamess · 16/12/2008 15:02

If you walked past Nicole Kidman in the street and she was a secretary, not a 'star' no one would give her a second glance.

She's the biggest case of The emporers New Clothes when it comes to beauty that I've seen. There's nothing there! I see better looking girls working in Boots.

harpsiheraldangelssing · 16/12/2008 15:04

dear lord, I just looked at that ad on youtube and WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HER FACE!?!

Habbibu · 16/12/2008 15:06

What about the Magnifique ad with Anne Hathaway? That's awful. I keep thinking it's going to say "When love comes in, and hits you on the chin, that's magnifique".

HeadFairy · 16/12/2008 15:16

Poor Nicole Kidman, she used to look rather lovely with very fine bone structure and a pretty mouth but she's spent too long in Hollywood, or too long with Tom Cruise. Either way she looks scary now, demented eyes. She should have bought a farm in the outback somewhere and just turned up for filming once or twice a year.

sazzerbear · 16/12/2008 15:57

You know it's christmas when Nicole is on, it makes me laugh so much "i'm a dancer" - more like i'm a nutter!!!

mrsmaidamess · 16/12/2008 16:03

she is morphing into this...

or like this

clarabellabella · 16/12/2008 16:57

I was very disappointed with the Ewan McGregor ad. I do

BitOfFunUnderTheMistletoe · 16/12/2008 18:17

Rofl maidamess, you can't catch me!

mrsmaidamess · 16/12/2008 19:19

Aw, thwarted again....

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ipanemagirl · 16/12/2008 21:53

clarabellabella ru called that in real life by any of yr friends?! i.e.ru who I think you might be!!!!

mrsmaidamess I think NK is excellent in "To Die For" and very beautiful too.

Hated her in the Hours with that stupid nose!

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clarabellabella · 18/12/2008 17:00

Hmmmm ... no. Sorry. It's not my real name

BalloonSlayer · 18/12/2008 18:03

aargh mrsmaidamess, her mouth in the third picture in the DM article...?

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

There's . . . there's . . . another mouth inside it.

Is she the Alien?

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