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Brad and Angelina- "having 6 kids ruins your sex life"- no shit sherlock!!

39 replies

WheresTheAuPair · 07/10/2008 09:03

www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Jolie:_My_sex_life_has_been_ruined&in_article_id=340134&in_page_id =7

...and they are surprised by this?

OP posts:
morningpaper · 07/10/2008 09:06

'Even if we lock our door, the children come knocking.'

tee hee

SaintRiven · 07/10/2008 09:08

don't they have nannies and aupairs and what have you?

MrsMattie · 07/10/2008 09:08

Oh can't they just shut up about parenthood?

Or at the very least Ange should get on MN so she can stop inflicting her every bloody motherhood-related thought to the entire world via the press and just bore a select few with it?

WheresTheAuPair · 07/10/2008 09:09

Lol. Most people find that one child tends to do this...let alone 6!

OP posts:
umberella · 07/10/2008 09:09

yawn

SaintRiven · 07/10/2008 09:10

why is it when a celeb says 'we're blessed' etc you want to ?

WeirdCod · 07/10/2008 09:10

Message withdrawn

MrsMattie · 07/10/2008 09:19

Yeh, but not to journalists - to other parent bores in an appropriate parent bore setting!@Cod

I'm telling you, Ange needs MN in her life.

WeirdCod · 07/10/2008 09:20

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pagwatch · 07/10/2008 09:20

Can we have a no shit sherlock section. We should have one .....

S1ur · 07/10/2008 09:25

'We often try and have a bath alone together"

I think she is reminding everyone that she could be shagging Brad Pitt but she can't be arsed.

LurkerOfTheUniverse · 07/10/2008 09:26

better send him round here then, Ange

MrsMattie · 07/10/2008 09:27

lol

I don't find Brad sexy. He looks like Barbie's Ken.

jimjamshaslefttheyurt · 07/10/2008 09:27

that was a boak article.

They really are incredibly dull. I don't care that you sit the bath with Brad Pitt for gods sake woman.

wahwah · 07/10/2008 09:27

Yes, it's still a boast wrapped up in a moan.

Cappuccino · 07/10/2008 09:28

I couldn't be arsed shagging Brad Pitt either

he looks like a potato

I don't get why either of them are attractive

why does she not remind men of John Voight?

LurkerOfTheUniverse · 07/10/2008 09:28

poor Brad, he does look like shit since the sprogs arrived

TheGreatScootini · 07/10/2008 09:32

I read an article about Brangelina before they had the twins.It is she was saying what a normal family they were and how exhausting it was being preggers and having to look after the kids.
She described her normal day as thus:get up at 7.30am.Have breakfast with the kids, which is prepared by the chef.Feeding the kids all at once is so exhausting!Play with kids in pool-they are very physcial so this is very tiring!.Lunch of slad, steamed fish and fresh fruit, again prepared by the chef.Take some of the kids out to the shops.We have two live in nannies but try not to use them!Have a nap.I get so tired in the afternoons!Have dinner with the kids, again prepared by the chef.Bed time.Brad reads to the boys, I do the girls.In bed early with Brad, maybe watching a movie.

What a normal and typical family I thought.Poor woman must be exhausted
Not as knackered as the chef though

LurkerOfTheUniverse · 07/10/2008 09:35

she needs to eat more cake

Cappuccino · 07/10/2008 09:35

god the nannies must be bored senseless

playing Patience all day on the marble card table

I'd rather have a chef than a nanny

RideEmCowboy · 07/10/2008 09:37

I took an instant dislike to her and I have no idea why. And then I read stuff like this and then I understand completely.

TheGreatScootini · 07/10/2008 10:10

My boss once went on a date with John Voight in the 70's I think.He sent a car round to pick her up and it was full of flowers.She said they had quite a nice time but he never phoned her again.

KerryMumchingOnEyeballs · 07/10/2008 10:13

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QuintessenceOfFrankenShadow · 07/10/2008 10:16

But it makes a change to read about all those celebs who have one or two children, who spend most their days with nannies.

MrsBates · 07/10/2008 10:22

Brad Pitt is the nanny. That's why he is so lumpy and knackered looking and she slinking about on the prowl for another shade of child to add to her rainbow family. Wonder if he ever misses Jen and her banana milkshakes? My bro had talked to Brad P - in Jen days and he sounded lovely - despite his potato face. Bet he's too tired to answer the phone now, what with all the exhausting bedtime stories and briefing the chef.