Brad and Angelina- "having 6 kids ruins your sex life"- no shit sherlock!!

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www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Jolie:_My_sex_life_has_been_ruined&in_article_id=340134&in_page_id =7

...and they are surprised by this?

'Even if we lock our door, the children come knocking.'

tee hee

don't they have nannies and aupairs and what have you?

Oh can't they just shut up about parenthood?

Or at the very least Ange should get on MN so she can stop inflicting her every bloody motherhood-related thought to the entire world via the press and just bore a select few with it?

Lol. Most people find that one child tends to do this...let alone 6!

yawn

why is it when a celeb says 'we're blessed' etc you want to ?

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Yeh, but not to journalists - to other parent bores in an appropriate parent bore setting!@Cod

I'm telling you, Ange needs MN in her life.

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Can we have a no shit sherlock section. We should have one .....

'We often try and have a bath alone together"

I think she is reminding everyone that she could be shagging Brad Pitt but she can't be arsed.

better send him round here then, Ange

lol

I don't find Brad sexy. He looks like Barbie's Ken.

that was a boak article.

They really are incredibly dull. I don't care that you sit the bath with Brad Pitt for gods sake woman.

Yes, it's still a boast wrapped up in a moan.

I couldn't be arsed shagging Brad Pitt either

he looks like a potato

I don't get why either of them are attractive

why does she not remind men of John Voight?

poor Brad, he does look like shit since the sprogs arrived

I read an article about Brangelina before they had the twins.It is she was saying what a normal family they were and how exhausting it was being preggers and having to look after the kids.
She described her normal day as thus:get up at 7.30am.Have breakfast with the kids, which is prepared by the chef.Feeding the kids all at once is so exhausting!Play with kids in pool-they are very physcial so this is very tiring!.Lunch of slad, steamed fish and fresh fruit, again prepared by the chef.Take some of the kids out to the shops.We have two live in nannies but try not to use them!Have a nap.I get so tired in the afternoons!Have dinner with the kids, again prepared by the chef.Bed time.Brad reads to the boys, I do the girls.In bed early with Brad, maybe watching a movie.

What a normal and typical family I thought.Poor woman must be exhausted
Not as knackered as the chef though

she needs to eat more cake

god the nannies must be bored senseless

playing Patience all day on the marble card table

I'd rather have a chef than a nanny

I took an instant dislike to her and I have no idea why. And then I read stuff like this and then I understand completely.

My boss once went on a date with John Voight in the 70's I think.He sent a car round to pick her up and it was full of flowers.She said they had quite a nice time but he never phoned her again.

But it makes a change to read about all those celebs who have one or two children, who spend most their days with nannies.

Brad Pitt is the nanny. That's why he is so lumpy and knackered looking and she slinking about on the prowl for another shade of child to add to her rainbow family. Wonder if he ever misses Jen and her banana milkshakes? My bro had talked to Brad P - in Jen days and he sounded lovely - despite his potato face. Bet he's too tired to answer the phone now, what with all the exhausting bedtime stories and briefing the chef.