Brad and Angelina- "having 6 kids ruins your sex life"- no shit sherlock!!

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www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Jolie:_My_sex_life_has_been_ruined&in_article_id=340134&in_page_id =7

...and they are surprised by this?

Why was your bro talking to Brad?!

I bet he does miss Jennifer a bit.She just seems so normal and nice in comparison to Ange IMO, with all her getting married in blood stained shirts and gothic ness and what not.

I would love to see the potato that looks like Brad.I would take a picture of it and sell it to The Sun, like when people find crisps that look like The Virgin Mary...

I think he looks alright TBH.I wouldnt turn him down if he applied to be my nanny anyway

2 live in nannies 'but we try not to use them'. My backside. Or course they use them. If they're so desperate not to use nannies why have 2? Get rid of them. I wouldn't suggest anything as radical as getting rid of the chef

I suppose they have two so they can keep each other company, because they dont have much work on, what with Ange n Brad being so hands on and everything.

Must go.My chef has just prepared my elevenses for me

welcome to the real world ange!

"On her latest two additions, she says: 'The twins are just the sweetest little things. They lay next to each other."

Well funny that. That'll be because thats where you (or one fo the nannies) has put them!

can you imagine Ange's postings on mumsnet. Actually, that could be a whole new thread
And the potato/Brad thing

and this came as a surprise to her? Blimey.

So glad i'm not the only one who doesn't understand the Brad attraction. DH is far sexier.
Angelina was on the red carpet the other day looking thin as a rake claiming it was all down to BFing. Bollocks love, if that was true then my little milk monster would have reduced me to vapours within weeks. But then I did pack on 5 stones.
I'd still kill for those lips though.

Ugh! Can't stand the 'Jolie-Pitt's' smug bastards.

What's all that writing down her left arm? Is it a list of the kids' names, in case she forgets? Or notes for the chef?

Slayerette - its the longitude and latitude of where each of the kids was born

i like 'em. well, not him. or her, massively. but i don't like slagging them off for some reason. feel the same way about the beckhams, oddly.

I kind of like the Beckhams too. Think Mrs B is probably a lot less sulky than she looks but what do I know?!

Bro was invited to a weekend with Brad, Jen and others at Madonna and Guy Ritchie's country place a few years ago - film industry - he was working with Jason Fleming who was supposed to go - and Brad spoke to him to say how welcome he would be and that they weren't all ego monsters etc. Very sweet but witheld his number - of course! Anyway - my romantic brother told them he had promised to do something special with his GF (now wife) and didn't want to let her down. Then Jason F couldn't go anyway due to voice re-record (or something) in London. Would have been very exciting but super surreal weekend shooting stuff with that lot.