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INSANIACS RETURN>>>>>

308 replies

Bonkerz · 02/03/2005 20:13

Return of the insaniacs! After what seems to be a lifetime of boring threads and quarrels over breast or bottle, the insaniacs have returned with their own unique brand of comedy! Join if you dare, run like the wind if you dont.

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milliways · 03/03/2005 20:27

Well I hope she got the designer Trekkie Kling-On top to wear. Do they still "Beam me up"?

RTKangaMummy · 03/03/2005 20:28

have no idea

she will fill you in when she has fully returned

milliways · 03/03/2005 20:33

But she might have an infectious alien (or gerbil) disease!! Will you be able to recognise the real Bunglie?

RTKangaMummy · 03/03/2005 20:35

bunglie can't be muddled with anyone else

She is a legend

WigWamBam · 03/03/2005 20:35

She'll be the one with plastic carrier bags for shoes, a packet of Tena lady in her hand, a big stock of rechargeable batteries for the rabbit, and gerbil stains down her front.

milliways · 03/03/2005 20:36

So who's the greatest MN legend?
The Judge?

RTKangaMummy · 03/03/2005 20:36

WWB NPMSL

WigWamBam · 03/03/2005 20:36

(The Tena lady will be for Wobblyknicks, not for Bunglie)

RTKangaMummy · 03/03/2005 20:37

BUNGLIE

The judge is dead

and is like Voldemort

RTKangaMummy · 03/03/2005 20:37

BUNGLIE

The judge is dead

and is like Voldemort

WigWamBam · 03/03/2005 20:37

And which Judge might that be, milliways ... ?

milliways · 03/03/2005 20:38

DS (reading over shoulder) asked, What lady can be bought for a Tenner????

WigWamBam · 03/03/2005 20:38

Wobblyknicks

milliways · 03/03/2005 20:39

PMSL Judge Voldemort

wobblyknicks · 03/03/2005 21:53

I cannot be bought for a tenner and I resent that implication!!!....I'd want at least £16.50!!!!

mummytosteven · 03/03/2005 21:56

no I think MN legend is KS mad tablecloth PTA lady - who wanders round school playgrounds expecting mums to be carrying tablecloths in their handbag

tho come to think of it sounds a bit Hitchhikers - just a tablecloth instead of a towel..

milliways · 03/03/2005 21:58

We should start the MNers Guide to the Galaxy!

Would a babel fish be enough to translate!!

wobblyknicks · 03/03/2005 22:05

I have a question - if one has just baked lots of banana scones and double choc chip muffins, should one scoff loads of them before bed or remember one's expanding waistline and leave them be?

mummytosteven · 03/03/2005 22:06

one should post them all to one's friends

wobblyknicks · 03/03/2005 22:07

One is worried about the state they might arrive in and whether they'd be stale?

mummytosteven · 03/03/2005 22:08

in future one should make a fruit cake with lots of nice alcohol like voddie in, so that the cake can only mature if it is delayed in the post

wobblyknicks · 03/03/2005 22:09

But one thinks fruit cake is rubbish and to add vodka would be an horrific waste of one's valuable spirits.

milliways · 03/03/2005 22:09

One should just try one (of each) in the interest of science, and ensuring they are worth saving until the morning.

hub2dee · 03/03/2005 22:10

Wobbly, if we all send you SAEs you could do food parcels.

Just back from friends with 4 day old baby boy. Gorgeous. Can't wait (1st this Summer).

Wobbly, come to think of it, if I send you an SAE for every day of the week, I wouldn't need to even think about snacks.

I like profiteroles.

milliways · 03/03/2005 22:10

Does One not like Christmas cake????