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INSANIACS RETURN>>>>>

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Bonkerz · 02/03/2005 20:13

Return of the insaniacs! After what seems to be a lifetime of boring threads and quarrels over breast or bottle, the insaniacs have returned with their own unique brand of comedy! Join if you dare, run like the wind if you dont.

OP posts:
mummytosteven · 02/03/2005 22:50

probably milliways, unless you've got any good rude websites or better music for us to appreciate instead

WigWamBam · 02/03/2005 22:51

Or a restaurant at the end of the universe where we can all order pan galactic gargle blasters and drink ourselves into oblivion!

mummytosteven · 02/03/2005 22:52

as long as I am Ford Prefect (cool guy) rather than Arthur Dent (nerd)

mummytosteven · 02/03/2005 22:53

DH's college bar used to do their own version of a pan galactic doodah - called a pango. 5 shots per drink, and coloured bright blue by blue curacao. absolutely lethal.

wobblyknicks · 02/03/2005 22:53

Hi milliways!!

wwb - you may have to buy me a large bottle of voddie and a room in a posh hotel for the night (with Hugh) to apologise

wobblyknicks · 02/03/2005 22:54

And you thought my cocktails were bad mts!!!

milliways · 02/03/2005 22:54

I rather fancy a pan galactic gargle-blaster, served by Marvin the paranoid android.

WigWamBam · 02/03/2005 22:55

A brain the size of a planet, and he ends up serving pan galactic gargle blasters to insane women on a chat thread ...

mummytosteven · 02/03/2005 22:55

no wk, yours are stronger (and nicer coloured)

make sure you don't let Hugh have any vodka - you need him on absolute top form for your night of lurve....

wobblyknicks · 02/03/2005 22:55

Can i just be a little babel fish?

mummytosteven · 02/03/2005 22:56

it would happen to marvin tho, wouldn't it. bet he secretly enjoys it in an masochistic sort of way.

wobblyknicks · 02/03/2005 22:57

aww thankyou mts. No, the voddy is just for me. If normal men look gorgeous after a few shots then Hugh will be unbelieveably good!!!

MarvinTheParanoidAndroid · 02/03/2005 22:57

And I've got this pain in the diodes all down my left had side ... you'll be asking me to clean the gerbil out next ... no, don't thank me, nothing more than my brain is worth ...

milliways · 02/03/2005 22:57

I wanted the name Slartibartfast, but it takes too long, and people think it rude!

wobblyknicks · 02/03/2005 22:57

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

mummytosteven · 02/03/2005 22:58

PMSL

(desperately trying to remember lyrics for "Paranoid Android" by radiohead)

WigWamBam · 02/03/2005 22:58

Not everybody would think it was rude ...

milliways · 02/03/2005 22:59

Or the Triple Breasted Whore of Erotica 5

WigWamBam · 02/03/2005 22:59

Please could you stop the noise I?m trying to get some rest?
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
What?s that, what?s that

When I am king you will be first against the wall
With your opinion which is of no consequence at all
What?s that, what?s that

Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
Kicking squealing gucci little piggy

You don?t remember, you don?t remember, why don?t you remember my name
Off with his head man, off with his head man
Why don?t you remember my name? -- I guess he does

Rain down, rain down, come on rain down on me
From a great height, from a great height, height
Rain down, rain down, come on rain down on me
From a great height, from a great height, height

(repeats 3rd time, underneath vocals are
That?s it sir, you?re leaving,
The crackle of pig skin,
The dust and the screaming
The yuppies networking
The panic, the vomit,
The panic, the vomit
God loves his children,
God loves his children, yeah

WigWamBam · 02/03/2005 22:59

Think I prefer Marvin myself ...

wobblyknicks · 02/03/2005 23:01

link

WigWamBam · 02/03/2005 23:03

Wasn't it Eroticon 6?

milliways · 02/03/2005 23:05

Ha ha - Dh thought it was 7!

wobblyknicks · 02/03/2005 23:07

...that'll teach me not to do anything silly!!!

WigWamBam · 02/03/2005 23:07

Oh ... not sure now!