what is your primary schooler's fave joke?

[dinny]

dd thinks all my suggestions are rubbish!

man goes to see doctor wearing nothing but cling film.
doctor: 'i can clearly see you're/ your nuts.'
it's appalling. but they both laugh like drains.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea wee'd.

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why did the dinosaur cross the road?
because the chicken hadn't been invented yet.

ha ha. all v good - keep 'em coming!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cows say Moo, not Who.

Arf.

why did the baker have smelly hands

because he kneaded a poo

DS = 'What's your name?'
Answer = 'Fred' (or whatever)
DS = 'What's this' (points at nose)
Answer = 'Nose'
DS = 'What have I got in my hand' (show empyt hand)
Answer 'Nothing'

DS Ha Ha Ha 'Fred nose/knows nothing'

Sooooo rubbish!

DD is only 3 and doesn't really understand how a joke should be funny. Hence, her fave joke is:

"Where do you weigh a whale?"

"at the train station" (collapses in fits of giggles)

Shall I tell you the joke about the high walls?

You'll never get over it!

, medogs, I get a fair few of those from dd2, who is also 3.

Dd1 (just started Reception) told me today that if you got the measles, and then you got a cold as well, you'd have the sneezles (before collapsing into fits of giggles). Not bad for 4, I thought!

knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?

ad infinitum

knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say banana

Might well let DS read this thread, he would be falling over laughing!

DS would love this

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What goes ooooooooo?

A cow with no lips.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork chop (delivered with cartoon karate chop acting)

DS loves to tell this one:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupring cow.
The interrupting cow w...
MOO!

darn, Zippi got there first with DS's fav joke - he tells it brown rather than smelly hands. He is nearly 9 btw,I am not sure I would have let him tell it much younger !

My ds (4) has been coming up with his own material I am not sure he quite understands the concept of jokes yet but he finds them hilarious[hmmm] eg. "How did the Sheep get to the hedge?" - "A cow!!" - cue hysterical laughter - surreal

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was holding the first monkey's hand.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game.

DS#1's own work Bit odd really, but then again he is quite odd. I like it.

Ds2 (5) loves this joke.

Child:'Teacher teacher I need a wee.'
Teacher: 'Say you alphabet first'
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Teacher: 'Where's the P'
Child: 'Half way down my leg.'

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9........ I hear that one a lot!!

and then 'can february march?' 'no but april may.'