What shall I do with "Reformer" magazine which has just come through my door?

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To show my contempt for it? Send it back in an unpaid envelope, to make the teeniest dent in their millions?

If you have a pet, then it's great for litter trays, no ?

Otherwise find a Reform supporting friend and give it to them to wipe their arse on. No way would I want that near my backside.

If you Google 'Reform freepost address' there are various options to post it back to them at their expense. Not sure which ones work though!

Just do what I do with the ones from Green/labour/lib dems and bin them?!

Virtue signal about it on MN. Easy!

Just recycle it - I get you have posted to get ‘amusing’ suggestions but it’s not that deep - treat it like any other piece of junk mail

Am I the only one thinking this was about reformer Pilates and wondering why anyone would have an issue with 😂😂😂

Cut it up into 16 pieces.

Put into 16 envelops

Address to Reform which is FREEPOST at Millbank.

Pop into the letterbox.

If the 80% of those in the county who can’t stand them do this, it will cost them millions.

Cut it into multiple pieces before returning it in individual envelopes to their Freepost address. At £1 per piece, if enough people do it, if enough do it...

Well you could be an adult about it and recognise that different people support different political parties and if you’re not interested in anything this magazine has to say then you stick it into recycling like every normal person does when they get junk mail through their letter box.

Shit on it first?

Actually don’t do that, unfair on postal workers. Straight into the recycling without a second glance is probably the mature option.

Ooh I like that idea!

Most people have better things to do, especially as it will made sod all difference

Perfectly sensible but then the OP wouldn't be able to virtue signal on MN and get the buzz of announcing their virtue and reaping all the plaudits and praise for doing so.

Read it and see if any of their points resonate?

I had one yesterday. I just put it in the recycling bin with the other unsolicited junk mail.

Mine will be used for lighting the fire. I did scan through it and saw prominent pics of three politicians I have the utmost distain for, Jenrick, Tice and Braverman, reconfirming my belief that Reform are a wunch of bankers. Plus a pic of Farage with a labrador. What a handsome chap he is (the labrador).

Ha ha yes, they resonate alright. I can promise you that this publication does not disappoint. I think I got as far as "The Royal Navy will intercept every small boat and escort it back to France" before I put it in the log pile.

Pirates or political party?
This would make a significant difference in my choice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Agree.

I got one from the local Tories saying they had saved the Green Belt. I would vote Tory to save the Green belt.

I put the lot in the recycling bin, I couldn't be arsed with posting back the ones I didn't like.

Send back to the freepost address or recycle bin.

I like the idea of sending it back page by page.

They have plenty of money.

Ours arrived on a day last week when it was pouring with rain. I threw it back outside on the ground, wiped my feet rather thoroughly on it to grind it into the dirt, and when DH came home I invited him to do the same.