Your username predicts the dream you are going to have when you go to bed , what happens?

[ThatChicOliveOtter]

An otter eating an olive

I have another hot flush and wake up with wet tits and horribly frizzy hair at the back, all stuck to my neck.

I mean it’s not going to be good, is it

Yeah well...no dreams here

What happened to the died one?

I’ll have to walk to work in the rain because my work horse let me down.

I sail away on a boat and live happily ever after ⛵️

I look in the mirror and can't work out whether I'm a cat who looks like a cake or a cake which looks like a cat.

Kind of self explanatory. Listening to lots of talkative cows mooing away in the meadow. 😁

I put my ancient 3 part (supposedly easy to clip together) Christmas tree up, hang my wonky homemade decorations on it, and then it falls over and kills the cat

😂

I don't know Tallisker, but my ex would be chasing you around Scotland, especially if you're nice and peaty. Luckily, he's not very fit and has no hope of catching you.

I'd be dreaming of being a painter and decorator. Everything going well until the house collapses on top of me...is that perilous enough?!

I'll be reaping flea souls

I shrink to the size of a dew drop, and spend all night getting tangled in cobwebs

I would be left alone to eat my body weight in French cheese. Eventually I would have to be removed by crane through my bedroom window.

Bullying and feeling like a freak.

I'm having nightmares about the event I outlined in the 'predicts your death' thread.

Then I have another nightmare where, every time I open Mumsnet, the top thread is yet another 'Your username predicts' prompt.

A large umbrella in hand, strong wind blowing, leaves swirling, taking off up over the rooftops. ☂️

Or alternatively… 💨

An episode of The Smurfs! 🙌💙

Ffs 🤦‍♀️💩

Ummmm

I don't want to play this game either.

Anything involving Damon Salvatore is going to be a good dream to be fair.

Oh mine is easy. A certain Mr Murphy finally gets his comeuppance in the form of the taxman coming for him and his business, and it will be proof that revenge is a dish best served cold.

Same here!!!