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Your username predicts the dream you are going to have when you go to bed , what happens?

72 replies

ThatChicOliveOtter · 13/10/2026 22:21

An otter eating an olive

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michaelmcdonaldsbeard · 13/10/2026 22:28

Erm....😂

Usernamesalltakenblues · 13/10/2026 22:37

Honestly OP i couldn't even remember what user name I'm posting under atm - i had to look in settings to check.
That probably means whatever dreams I have will be confused ones.

allhailtheeyeballsinthesky · 13/10/2026 22:53

The eyeballs in the sky appear, and all the crabs pray

JurgenKloppsTeeth · 13/10/2026 22:54

Nightmares then 😬

KnickerlessParsons · 13/10/2026 22:55

Well I wouldn't like to say. 🫢

KindlySurfiingPlatypus · 13/10/2026 22:56

Seems like a nice dream

MeltedSteve · 13/10/2026 22:56

Ohhhh what a world 🧙🏻‍♀️

Jacobolordy · 13/10/2026 22:57

Need I say more?!

Cheeseplantalltheway · 13/10/2026 22:57

Like Triffids. But with Cheeseplants.

ElonAteMyHamster · 13/10/2026 22:58

I’m not enjoying my dream tonight 😂

SaraHoliday · 13/10/2026 22:59

Acting purely on impulse, Sara packs a suitcase, travels to the airport and randomly buys a one-way ticket to an unknown destination where she lives happily ever after. The End.

SaraHoliday · 13/10/2026 23:00

ElonAteMyHamster · 13/10/2026 22:58

I’m not enjoying my dream tonight 😂

I'm not surprised 😉

WildlyInappropriate · 13/10/2026 23:01

Can’t say, it’d be inappropriate

YellowLollipop · 13/10/2026 23:03

ElonAteMyHamster · 13/10/2026 22:58

I’m not enjoying my dream tonight 😂

Don't worry, I'll use my giant yellow lollipop to whack Elon over the head 😄

SingingShrews · 13/10/2026 23:04

I'd be watching a choir of shrews. My username is actually inspired by the fact that I frequently hear shrews squeaking on my morning dog walks. For whatever reason there is a massive population of shrews where I live and I hear or see them pretty much everytime I'm out walking. .

Pieceofpurplesky · 13/10/2026 23:06

A piece of sky would fall on me in my purple bed

ForTheLoveOfAnotherMan · 13/10/2026 23:06

well … ;)

Tarkan · 13/10/2026 23:06

I’ll dream about my lovely dog. 😍

BandyUrnham · 13/10/2026 23:07

An MP stands down and I win the by-election and become Mime Prinister

socks1107 · 13/10/2026 23:10

Socks 🤣 none can be matched as a pair

TwentyDunhill · 13/10/2026 23:11

Jacobolordy · 13/10/2026 22:57

Need I say more?!

Lucky! 😂

TremendousFlatulence · 13/10/2026 23:15

It turned out to be not a fart 🫣

JoannCourcyIveGotThePowerNSoul · 13/10/2026 23:20

Having a dance to the above.ideally at a niter 40yrs ago.

sherbetlemonade · 13/10/2026 23:21

I have a feeling I might be burping all night.

PegOfJustice · 13/10/2026 23:24

A nightmare about pegs, probably.