Who would you like to tell to fuck off?

[TheImpOfThePerverse2026]

I have a very annoying and demanding customer. He's very rich (apparently) but never pays his bills on time. He expects us to jump to his tune and even worse, mis spells my name on emails.

I've found out, he's a chubby little fat man who's 5'2". He can fuck right off

My list is so long I'd be telling half the world to fuck off...

Donald Trump
Netanyahu
Putin
Farage
Most politicians
Influencers
Nepo babies
Z list slebs
Kids with no respect who do bike wheelies down the middle of the road in traffic or kill wildlife with catapults
Anyone who thinks they can just steal what the want from a shop or small business because they know the police will do sweet FA about it
Albanian and Romanian gangs
Men who want to infiltrate women's sports and safe spaces under the guise of 'trans'
These Imams who are telling men to beat their wives if they say no to sex
Any person who can't live a respectful life and thinks it's ok to lie, gaslight, neg, abuse, violate, [fill in other negative trait].....

The whole world can fuck off because it's going to pot. I'm older and don't fear when it's my time to leave this mortal plane. I only fear for the futures of the two DC I brought into the world who will have to suffer it for longer.

Phew. Feels better getting all that out.....and....breathe.....🧘‍♀️

Two women, who coincidentally share a name, who made my and late DH's life very difficult as he started to decline. The married one kept sending flirty emails, the other tried to hug him and nearly knocked him over. In the end one gave up and I told the other I'd be reporting her if it happened again. I now ignore them both.

Andy Burnham, the smug little twat

Meghan

Are you me? I'd tell all of them to FO twice. I'll put Prince Andrew in there as well just for his lack of shame. And Trumps henchmen and women who I look forward to seeing in Court when he dies

My in laws who complain about how hard they worked and fret about their piles of cash. My boss, who is a control freak who shouts out her obnoxious opinions at me. And School, for their relentless pressure on my child to pass test after test.

The pp with real life fuck offs
definitely have my sympathies.
Some right horrible gits on this planet.

A former manager. Toxic and completely unaware that her entire team (and virtually anyone who has to work with her) all hate her. She actually believes she's quite popular 😂Fortunately escaped her clutches but would still very much love to tell her to fuck right off if I'm ever unlucky enough to cross paths with the venemous bitch ever again.

Tailgating men who do 40mph around a roundabout, are surprised and angered that they then find themselves up your arse, and then tailgate you aggressively in the left-hand lane rather than overtaking and getting on with their pointless day.

Tradies who think it's funny to joke about the fact that you're a woman living alone and they know the layout of your house.

Knuckledraggers in cafes who start talking to you apropos of nothing, talk AT you for 20 minutes about their 'evil' ex-wife, and when you ask them to leave you alone so you can get on with your book, get offended and say they wouldn't want to f^%k an ugly b$tch like you anyway.

Except you can't tell these people to fuck off, because they're twice your size and already clearly not of sound mind.

It's not been a good week for men over these parts.

One or two ex colleagues of mine.
Most politicians and world leaders. It’s all so corrupt and worrying and mostly men that do it all.

The hideous harridan harpy who is our utterly useless but ass-licking-upwards so called head of service. Plus the utterly corrupt board of execs who refuse to deal with her despite files and files of evidence from numerous sources.

ANYONE who has ever defrauded the NHS particularly when in a position of power (there are SO MANY, especially at higher bands)

Plus the usual - Trump and all his nasty little acolytes, Netanyhu, Bezos, Musk, Zuckerberg and the rest of the tech bros band, Putin...

Apart from the usual listed by PP’s it’s a couple of older misogynistic men who I had the misfortune of having to meet this week. Reeking of entitlement and self importance their behaviour was appalling. It’s like I was back in the 80’s when mansplaining to a woman was normal. I rarely have to experience dinosaurs like this and I did think to myself at the time ‘I wonder if your wives are posting on MN’. Anyone who has to be around them has my sympathies.

Burnham

Oh god my FIL. Screams at people he used to be a business man, didn't you know!

All of my neighbours. Every single last one of them. Weed smoking, noise making, fake social service report making, animal neglecting, facebook shit stirring, 49p energy drinking, child emotional abusing, mouldy couch in the front garden having TWATS! All of them can fuck off.

Sympathies. I don’t know when the fabric of society moved for this behavior to be normal , but sadly it is :(

My daughter in law. I've bust my arse being nice to her the last 14 years and doing endless favours and in return she has been rude, nasty and encouraged my son to cut himself off from me and my entire family taking special care to slag off my lovely sister on every occasion.
She diagnoses people despite having no formal education or psychiatry training. I apparently have borderline personality disorder and they apparently have ADHD which they want to claim PIP for. None of us have these diagnoses.
DS and I were very close prior to her arrival and the slurs started immediately. She wouldnt let me meet her for 2 years.
No way is she getting her hands on my house when I die nor DS if be's still with her then. She can fuck right off.
She has laid waste to our happy family.

All the friends/family/HCP who offer up 'helpful' suggestions/demands of things I should/could 'just' do to help my elderly Mum who suffers from dementia, and support my 'wonderful' sibling who encourages her insistence that nothing should change and she should only be cared for my family. Most of these suggestions have been tried and failed and even if they worked they would at best prop up an unsustainable situation for a little bit longer. There is no such thing as 'just' quickly doing something with/for Mum (and I suspect most dementia sufferers) and anything more I do is on top of an already huge list of tasks/responsibilities for her, which are already on top of my own work/family etc.
I have tried to politely explain this to some of them, but they prefer to believe my sibling's story that everything would be fine if I would just do a little bit more. I'm not sure whether my sibling is deluded, or simply wants to avoid spending Mum's money on care. My sibling is not to the list of people I would like to tell to F off, but only because it has already happened.

My boss - there’s an issue with another department which is seriously affecting our work and I flagged it with him ages ago, but he wasn’t interested. However, now that the shit has hit the fan, his solution is to patronise and micromanage us. I think he just wants to be seen to be Doing Something.

One of our neighbours - he’s an inconsiderate twat who ignores property boundaries.

The PTA - I left because some of them were awful and I just wish I didn’t have to bump into them for at least the next two years.

I don’t know if it’s the peri-menopause, but I find myself falling out with a lot more people than I used to. Lots of people can fuck off!

Always has been some areas but it's proliferated as it becomes the norm for some people

Fly tippers! WTAF are you doing? Tipping your sofas/nappies/baths/rubble anywhere you like seemingly without fear of consequences. It's your environment as well. So why not dispose of your stuff properly but you are probably feckless irresponsible shits hence your actions

Harrogate Spring Water. Bit niche this. They have been trying to cut down a community woodland (Rotary Wood) to expand their plastic bottle factory and it's been going in years and they will not Fuck Off and leave the trees alone.

My parents. For letting my Aunt do all the looking after when my DGM had dementia. She put her entire life on hold for years, moved DGM in with her and did absolutely everything for her despite it taking its toll on her physically and mentally. And now DGM has passed and Aunt needs looking after where are my parents? No where to be seen despite living a 10 minute drive from her. So it apparently falls to me as obviously being a 4hr drive away and with a full time job and two children one of whom has ASD I'm obviously better suited than two perfectly healthy retired people.

A fair few customers I deal with every week, just so rude and I have to be all sunshine and rainbows back, but I’m dying to just be like no fuck off.

I can imagine !