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I want to do rude things to...

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LivingForTheWinter · 26/09/2026 23:39

Jon Stewart.
It's getting worse.

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Bogstandardname · 27/09/2026 09:45

Theo James yes please. I was watching The Gentlemen yesterday and commented that he would be a fantastic James Bond.

Westfacing · 27/09/2026 09:49

Wouldn't you prefer he did rude things to you?

Westfacing · 27/09/2026 09:51

Aussiesgettingsmashed · 27/09/2026 00:31

Jon Stewart? Very niche. Your knowledge of minor foreign celebrities is impressive.

Minor? 😱

blackheartsgirl · 27/09/2026 12:16

Charlie vickers aka Halbrand/salbrand/Annatar.

Im also another Andy Burnham ahem. 🙈

hotmumshit · 27/09/2026 12:29

The guy with the eyeliner

I would've never voted him for PM sorry

katseyes7 · 27/09/2026 12:31

BobMumBobIsMyDog · 27/09/2026 09:41

I know James Martin quite well. He went out with my BFF, sadly I introduced them. Knock him off your list. We were friends for years, but he's a dick now.

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My ex worked in tv and he said the same about James Martin.
Apparently the crew working with him on a programme were winding him up and he shouted "Have you got a fucking Ferrari?!" at them.

MyGallbladderIsAFucker · 27/09/2026 12:35

LivingForTheWinter · 27/09/2026 09:34

Apologies, I'd had a couple. As you could probably tell!

But what's more worrying than you fancying Andy Burnham is my immediate thought was 'keir starmer, really?'.

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Don't worry I'm suitably ashamed.
😆

Charley50 · 27/09/2026 13:46

Josh Howie 😍

malloryknox123 · 27/09/2026 13:49

Gordon Ramsay…

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