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I want to do rude things to...

34 replies

LivingForTheWinter · 26/09/2026 23:39

Jon Stewart.
It's getting worse.

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superfrog2 · 26/09/2026 23:45

LivingForTheWinter · 26/09/2026 23:39

Jon Stewart.
It's getting worse.

I think you’re on the wrong forum!!!

LivingForTheWinter · 26/09/2026 23:47

Where should it be?! Is there an MN section for embarrassing crushes/slightly drunk threads?

I miss the Friday night drunk threads!

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hotmumshit · 26/09/2026 23:49

See

I was sat, watching Drakes FOMO thing thinking

I want to start a thread about people's 'hall pass' list but then thought nah

Then logged on and saw this😄

DRAKE
Hozier
James Martin

LivingForTheWinter · 26/09/2026 23:50

hotmumshit · 26/09/2026 23:49

See

I was sat, watching Drakes FOMO thing thinking

I want to start a thread about people's 'hall pass' list but then thought nah

Then logged on and saw this😄

DRAKE
Hozier
James Martin

Yeah I bet James Martin, a bit!

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ComedyGuns · 26/09/2026 23:51

I’m so confused. I throw in V from BTS for good measure.

MotherTuckinGenius · 26/09/2026 23:59

Graham Hall

hotmumshit · 27/09/2026 00:04

Who are these men?

Theo James

Actually fuck that

Dominic West

shivermetimbers77 · 27/09/2026 00:07

Jon Stewart from the Daily Show? Totally would. Also Stephen Colbert.

hotmumshit · 27/09/2026 00:09

John yes

Stephen, no, support 💐

CleanSkin · 27/09/2026 00:16

Ooh yes, Theo James please!

INeedANewUserID · 27/09/2026 00:17

Henry Cavill (mostly as the Witcher)

hotmumshit · 27/09/2026 00:20

LivingForTheWinter · 26/09/2026 23:50

Yeah I bet James Martin, a bit!

The things I would do to that overgrown public school boy

Aussiesgettingsmashed · 27/09/2026 00:31

Jon Stewart? Very niche. Your knowledge of minor foreign celebrities is impressive.

Boreded · 27/09/2026 00:58

ComedyGuns · 26/09/2026 23:51

I’m so confused. I throw in V from BTS for good measure.

If we are heading over that side of the world….

Song Kang

Boreded · 27/09/2026 00:58

INeedANewUserID · 27/09/2026 00:17

Henry Cavill (mostly as the Witcher)

Only if he promises to do the voice

duckfordinner · 27/09/2026 01:52

Luke Thompson

Vamoosie · 27/09/2026 04:41

Ohhh Jesus… I’m half asleep and was in shock that you wanted a bit of John Stewart, googled him, got confused… I was picturing John McCririck in my head 😂

SaraHoliday · 27/09/2026 06:08

Guy Pearce and Tom Hanks - not at the same time though! 😁

Somnambule · 27/09/2026 06:26

James Norton please.

Whered · 27/09/2026 06:28

The phrase "I want to do rude things" turns my stomach. Pervy old man vibes.

Mydogisagentleman · 27/09/2026 06:46

Guz Khan

MyGallbladderIsAFucker · 27/09/2026 06:54

I really dislike the wording of the question.

But I am going to throw the PM into the mix. I know, I'm sorry.

LivingForTheWinter · 27/09/2026 09:34

MyGallbladderIsAFucker · 27/09/2026 06:54

I really dislike the wording of the question.

But I am going to throw the PM into the mix. I know, I'm sorry.

Apologies, I'd had a couple. As you could probably tell!

But what's more worrying than you fancying Andy Burnham is my immediate thought was 'keir starmer, really?'.

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INeedANewUserID · 27/09/2026 09:38

Boreded · 27/09/2026 00:58

Only if he promises to do the voice

Oo yes and the growl.

BobMumBobIsMyDog · 27/09/2026 09:41

hotmumshit · 26/09/2026 23:49

See

I was sat, watching Drakes FOMO thing thinking

I want to start a thread about people's 'hall pass' list but then thought nah

Then logged on and saw this😄

DRAKE
Hozier
James Martin

I know James Martin quite well. He went out with my BFF, sadly I introduced them. Knock him off your list. We were friends for years, but he's a dick now.