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Why can’t we speak to animals?

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lalalagarden · 20/08/2026 20:23

We can learn other languages so why can’t we speak to animals? Or understand their communication

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LuckyHazelFox · 20/08/2026 20:27

We would certainly get more sense from them.

Anothercake · 20/08/2026 20:28

We can? Social animals body language is very detailed.

CelticSilver · 20/08/2026 20:28

Because we're not Dr. Doolittle?

Needmorelego · 20/08/2026 20:29

I can speak to cats.
We mostly understand each other 😁

FuckKnowsMatee · 20/08/2026 20:29

I always speak to animals…..they just don’t speak back 😂

Portmore · 20/08/2026 20:30

Obviously they don't speak in words but there's lots of animals we can communicate with well - dogs & horses among others

Most wild animals don't need to communicate with us, don't need us & would actually be better off without us

SpottyAlpaca · 20/08/2026 20:32

We can, and do. Ask a dog owner. Or a horse rider.

LuckyHazelFox · 20/08/2026 20:32

Love that line in Dracula: there is much to be learned from beasts.

We don't need to talk to them to be in awe.

BoxOfCats · 20/08/2026 20:34

My cats nd I communicate! They have different meows and body language that mean different things. They also understand when I say NO.

Octavia64 · 20/08/2026 20:36

We can.

(some of them anyway)

chimpanzees have learnt simplified sign language.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washoe_(chimpanzee)

Gorillas have learnt sign language to a more complex level
https://www.koko.org/communication/

There are projects looking at dolphins as well
https://www.dolphincommunicationproject.org/the-dolphin-pod-2/

EmpressaurusKitty · 20/08/2026 20:39

BoxOfCats · 20/08/2026 20:34

My cats nd I communicate! They have different meows and body language that mean different things. They also understand when I say NO.

Yes. My cat is very, very good at getting her point across.

REP22 · 20/08/2026 20:39

I can understand my dog perfectly, and he generally understands me. I'm less fluent in cat.

Here he is, in the car on the way home from the vets after getting his fun plums/love spuds (balls) removed. Absolutely no ambiguity here about what he is saying. But I'm not going to translate him for you - I'd get banned off Mumsnet for life...

Why can’t we speak to animals?
lalalagarden · 20/08/2026 20:40

I can hear the birds chirping away as I type and I do wonder what they’re all saying. Maybe they’re commenting that I’m in my bed again 😬

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lalalagarden · 20/08/2026 20:40

REP22 · 20/08/2026 20:39

I can understand my dog perfectly, and he generally understands me. I'm less fluent in cat.

Here he is, in the car on the way home from the vets after getting his fun plums/love spuds (balls) removed. Absolutely no ambiguity here about what he is saying. But I'm not going to translate him for you - I'd get banned off Mumsnet for life...

Oh dear

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LuckyHazelFox · 20/08/2026 20:42

REP22 · 20/08/2026 20:39

I can understand my dog perfectly, and he generally understands me. I'm less fluent in cat.

Here he is, in the car on the way home from the vets after getting his fun plums/love spuds (balls) removed. Absolutely no ambiguity here about what he is saying. But I'm not going to translate him for you - I'd get banned off Mumsnet for life...

A stunning display of finery ❤️

REP22 · 20/08/2026 20:57

lalalagarden · 20/08/2026 20:40

I can hear the birds chirping away as I type and I do wonder what they’re all saying. Maybe they’re commenting that I’m in my bed again 😬

They're clearly taking you for a Disney princess and are hoping you'll come to the window and sing along with them about handsome princes...

Hycosaneyedrops · 20/08/2026 21:00

Verbal communication is obviously not an option with 98% of animals however non verbal options are there.

You just need to have a high level of trust with the animal and put the hours in.

Certain species are easier to understand than others, whales/dolphins/birds & certain insects for example have certain sounds for danger, admiration, playfulness, hunger…etc. As above if you develop a relationship with those animals, you’ll learn to not speak their language obviously, but understand it

SpottyAlpaca · 20/08/2026 21:02

lalalagarden · 20/08/2026 20:40

I can hear the birds chirping away as I type and I do wonder what they’re all saying. Maybe they’re commenting that I’m in my bed again 😬

It’s usually one of two things :

1, ‘This branch is my territory, so piss off”

Or,

2, ‘Hello sexy, fancy a shag?’

Mumof1andacat · 20/08/2026 21:05

My cat understands me. I say something to her and she gives me filthy looks back because I am beneath her....

SevenYellowHammers · 20/08/2026 21:11

Dogs, Cats and horses learn words. You can also communicate with sounds, gestures and body language. To be honest, my horses are much easier to communicate with than a lot of humans!

Justmadesourkraut · 20/08/2026 21:15

Look up #Whataboutbunny on Facebook. Her owner studies human animal communication and has trained the lovely bunny (old English sheepdog cross) to use buttons. It's fascinating.

Justmadesourkraut · 20/08/2026 21:16

There are 'talking' cats too on their feed

EmpressaurusKitty · 20/08/2026 21:17

Justmadesourkraut · 20/08/2026 21:15

Look up #Whataboutbunny on Facebook. Her owner studies human animal communication and has trained the lovely bunny (old English sheepdog cross) to use buttons. It's fascinating.

My sister had those for her dog.

It backfired a bit though because he was constantly pressing Treat.

PrizedPickledPopcorn · 20/08/2026 21:22

EmpressaurusKitty · 20/08/2026 21:17

My sister had those for her dog.

It backfired a bit though because he was constantly pressing Treat.

Inevitably!

I was fascinated by them, but didn’t even momentarily consider it. He was extremely opinionated, and giving him extra words to couch his demands was not going to help.

Eenymeanymineymo · 20/08/2026 21:22

Ive given up showing my dog how to do the housework and learn to talk. He paid loads of attention but then did zilch. He just looks at me and struts off! Freeloader 🤣