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What's going on , on the street outside your home right now?

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YourAvidOpalPoet · 21/06/2026 16:46

Nothing really

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XDownwiththissortofthingX · 21/06/2026 18:42

TheignT · 21/06/2026 18:16

Oh dear that made me laugh. Your bestie knows how many are out at any given time? Well there are a set number on the unit but there might be holidays, sickness, officers in the station following an arrest and your bestie knows how many are out 24/7 for the whole city? Doesn't sound very likely does it

Yes, I'm reasonably confident that my friend knows roughly how many of her colleagues will be on duty at any given point. She can count, and she's fairly experienced, to the extent that she's been present at more than one "all hands" incident.

Are you seriously suggesting that Police forces are somehow uniquely incapable of managing or accounting for annual leave or sickness absence? Presumably not, in which case it's perfectly feasible to give an estimation of how many officers will be on duty at any given time. And no, I don't expect my friend will be able to give you a number off the cuff for the entire city, but she will be familiar with her own stomping ground, which just happens to include my address, and given that she knows more about how the force divides it's resources than I do, I expect she would be able to give you a ballpark figure for the entirety if you asked.

Regarding response times - all you need to do to get a handle on this is actually call for a non-emergency reason, which unfortunately I have had to do in the past for a number of different reasons. Sometimes they pitch up within the hour, but more frequently it's several hours, sometimes 12 or more. So what would you have me do? Go downstairs and ask a loud, aggressive woman to kindly wait while I request the police attend, and just hope PS are not particularly busy at that precise moment in time?

XDownwiththissortofthingX · 21/06/2026 18:44

TheignT · 21/06/2026 18:19

Not only all that but they notify you about how many are out? I forgot some will be on meal breaks. Honestly numbers on patrol can change minute by minute

Sorry, but this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Yes, PS completely undone and incapable of tracking their own resources... because of meal breaks.

MimiGC · 21/06/2026 19:46

Some passersby are feeling sorry for my cat, as he is meowing on the doorstep. He has a perfectly good cat-flap in the back door, which he has used without issue for 13 years.

Supersleepysheepy · 21/06/2026 19:47

No one's about, the sheep are starting to make their way home down the road.

glassof · 21/06/2026 19:51

All quiet here too! We live really close to a tourist attraction and don't have permit parking so today has been really busy in the street but everyone has headed home now. Can hear some birds and the tide must be in because I can smell the sea! Lovely end to a hot day

AllTheChicken · 21/06/2026 19:57

Doves are cooing in the trees, and I can hear children playing in the distance, but only just.

Skybluepinky · 21/06/2026 20:06

Sounds like a massive rave in park at the end of the street.

Judellie · 21/06/2026 20:13

Went outside to see; found DS emptying the kitchen bin into the outside bin and discovering that said plastic kitchen bin has a hole in it, so we need a new one. And the girl next door just arrived back home with an armful of pink clothes or blankets; couldn't really see.

Iliketulips · 21/06/2026 20:15

Right now three pigeons on different roofs, and a hot air balloon.

It was more active at 8am, an elderly neighbour asked for help on whatsapp moving her old fridge and shortly afterwards offering it to any takers, so one person leggin it down the road just after 8am, then followed for the freebie😂

MollyDigby1988 · 21/06/2026 20:16

We live on a courtyard of 4 stone cottages off a country lane. Very little happens but i did look out because of this thread and a neighbour was watering the lavander. Very nice.

henlake7 · 21/06/2026 20:21

Lots of traffic, as usual. Also kids playing in the park across from me.
Same , different day basically!😆

Thornrose · 21/06/2026 20:30

People flip flopping past on their way back from the beach.

It's such a perfect summer sound, I love it.

TheAnnoyingSatsuma · 21/06/2026 20:44

Nothing. Birds are twittering. Haven’t even seen any walking their dog.

bettydavieseyes · 21/06/2026 21:11

Absolutely nothing. Neighbours are quiet and Inside. It's a cul-d-sac rather than a main street.

TheignT · 22/06/2026 10:28

XDownwiththissortofthingX · 21/06/2026 18:42

Yes, I'm reasonably confident that my friend knows roughly how many of her colleagues will be on duty at any given point. She can count, and she's fairly experienced, to the extent that she's been present at more than one "all hands" incident.

Are you seriously suggesting that Police forces are somehow uniquely incapable of managing or accounting for annual leave or sickness absence? Presumably not, in which case it's perfectly feasible to give an estimation of how many officers will be on duty at any given time. And no, I don't expect my friend will be able to give you a number off the cuff for the entire city, but she will be familiar with her own stomping ground, which just happens to include my address, and given that she knows more about how the force divides it's resources than I do, I expect she would be able to give you a ballpark figure for the entirety if you asked.

Regarding response times - all you need to do to get a handle on this is actually call for a non-emergency reason, which unfortunately I have had to do in the past for a number of different reasons. Sometimes they pitch up within the hour, but more frequently it's several hours, sometimes 12 or more. So what would you have me do? Go downstairs and ask a loud, aggressive woman to kindly wait while I request the police attend, and just hope PS are not particularly busy at that precise moment in time?

You didn't say on duty, you didn't say roughly, you didn't mention estimates.

Of course police forces manage holidays and sick leave, that doesn't mean your bestie knows exactly how many are on patrol at any given time or that they can continually update you on it.

TheignT · 22/06/2026 10:29

XDownwiththissortofthingX · 21/06/2026 18:44

Sorry, but this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Yes, PS completely undone and incapable of tracking their own resources... because of meal breaks.

Rather pathetic. I wasn't talking about the force knowing. Maybe go back and see what you claimed to know.

corblimeygvnr · 22/06/2026 10:32

Silence because the kids are all in school! Heaven 😂

ClearFruit · 22/06/2026 10:34

Absolutely nothing. Not a soul to be seen.

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