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Elephantine skipping part deux

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DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 15/06/2026 19:52

A while back I posted a thread in AIBU that got a little attention: Elephantine skipping part un

After an extraordinarily busy year, DGS is about to be a big brother. Rather more importantly, I shall be about to set a bad example. Eleven months ago, I had an unpleasant surprise which sent me to my GP. Stage 2 colorectal cancer, could have been worse. They gave me three weeks to beast myself thoroughly in the hills (the gasman likes clear lungs and good O² transfer), then they knocked me out and sent in the robot. Which is metal as fuck. Home in a week, DD's wedding 6 weeks later. Not fit enough to drink, but certainly fit enough to dance. Started chemo, appetite went insane. Finished chemo in January, all clear in March. Net weight loss 14 kg (had been 24, I looked a bit lot poorly.) Waist reduction 40 down from 46, woo hoo! Back in the gym, back at work, got bus pass, got rash vest to hold the bag in place, back in the sea!

I buried my mum's sister in February, my niece got married in May, I buried my dad's last sister two days later, and 2 weeks ago my youngest brother's daughter got married. Lovely chap, 15 inch height difference.

So that's us all caught up.

The Bean, thus called because he doesn't stop jumping, is due mid August. We await his arrival with mingled excitement and dread. At a rough guess, the kids have got about 3 months before the wriggling starts. We are all 9 years older and as his nanna remarked "God help us".

I shall still skip though, the new knee makes it a lot easier.

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HelenaWilson · 15/06/2026 19:58

I remember your previous thread, Disgrace. (Was it really mine years ago???) Congratulations on the expected new arrival. I hope all goes well for you and your family.

Judd · 15/06/2026 20:02

Oh wow you have had a busy and challenging year! Congratulations on the new grandchild and I hope they arrive smoothly and safely. Wishing you all the best and I'm glad to hear you're continuing to skip! Xx

PlatinumMoon · 15/06/2026 20:14

ah this is such a lovely update.

What a turbulent year you’ve experienced with your health? You seem to have faced it head on with your usual pragmatism.

Thanks for taking the time to remember us!

I for one look forward to hearing more news updates of the new arrival - and the reactions - in August.

ChessieFL · 16/06/2026 06:46

I loved your previous thread and am looking forward to the updates on this one!

BoreOfWhabylon · 16/06/2026 19:32

Oh Disgrace, what a year you've had! Flowers So pleased you are still here to keep updating us all.

And a new bean on the way too! Most excellent news indeed.

DolphinofCremeFraiche · 16/06/2026 19:35

Your previous threads were always a breath of fresh air amongst the doom and gloom. Congratulations on the impending arrival. I am currently awaiting the imminent arrival of GC number 4.

VikingLady · 18/06/2026 17:34

Congratulations! I’ve often wondered how you were all getting on.

PerspicaciaTick · 19/06/2026 20:00

Thank you for the update, sounds like the last year has thrown everything at you. I'm astounded that you manage to keep such a clear sense of perspective. Wonderful news about beans imminent arrival!

TeachA · 20/06/2026 04:17

Glad to find this thread. Congratulations and thank you for the update!

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 20/06/2026 06:21

@DisgraceToTheYChromosomeyour occasional posts are glorious little pools of light in this crazy old world we live in. I wish your jumping Bean a safe and happy arrival. Let us know. Keep dancing x

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