What TV adverts irrationally annoy you at the moment?

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Just a lighthearted thread, but I keep seeing a Simba advert where a guy is stacking an insane amount of biscuits up while in bed, and then his partner just acts like a dick and knocks them over, sending them flying everywhere. And the worst bit is that they’re sat on the bed and don’t have a bedsheet on.

There’s also one for blinds where the most annoying voice in the world says “It’s your home darling” and then promptly get muted by me as I hate his voice so much.

Anyone want to add any more?

That awful Venus intimate one with the annoying woman that people younger than me are probably supposed to recognise.

The script, the delivery, the aggressive way she tells her friend she’s shaving wrong. Just hate it all, I get second hand embarrassment for her watching it don’t know why though, I’m sure she was well paid.

eta-just seen someone else has already mentioned this one. Still horrendous.

@sasshtry natural live yoghurt, much better.

Wow, you’re so not like the other girls. #unique

The one where Clare Balding is out walking with a friend and the friend's struggling. Clare gives her a real eye-roll look and says something like 'It's only 10 more steps to the carpark' in a very Head-girl voice. I'd tell her where to go if I was the friend. I think it's for some sort of spa thing thats meant to fix achy legs.

The stupid fucking gravlax bloke. Partly because he looks like Mick Hucknall but mainly because the sort of person who's never heard of gravlax is not going to order gravlax. In the real world, he'd look it up on his phone and go 'urgh, raw fish' and make a puke face in front of his GF's parents.

Then he lifts his shirt up so we can all admire his newly reduced abdomen.
I saw wanted Bradley Walsh to comment at that point.

I was hoping she'd jump on Balding's back at that point and dig in her heels.

That really tall goalkeeper with the very glamorous wife? Peter Crouch.

We’re only articulate enough to manage ‘that pink shite’.

No need for that. Companies that annoy me when I can get something as good can get in the bin.

You do you, though.

(Psst. Not a goalie. Yes, I am not like other girls so much that I know about football too)

Bulky pee pads.

I have met Peter Crouch in real life. He is very very very tall. And he was lovely to all the young kids in the room who he spent ages bending down at a 90 degree angle to speak to.

He’s a forward. Quite good at the headers, by all accounts. Can’t think why.

I can’t stand all the gambling and bingo ones - the ads try to portray them as a fun, party product when in fact, the gambling companies just want their money.
I recently saw three gambling ads in one break.

6' 7", very tall. I thought he was a goalkeeper? Perhaps a striker? Don't know.
Now retired.
Seems like a nice bloke.

There was a terrible one recently for an upmarket care home, two lads discussing their gran moving into it and basically dissing less luxurious ones.

Thanks for the Peter Crouch reveal. I’ve heard of him but didn’t know that was him - only that he must have been picked for being famous!
Don’t mind the Diarrhoea hHUH ad.

Nothing wrong with wanting the best for Gran!

I imagine a patient going into the GP surgery, the GP saying” what’s the problem?” and the patient starts, ‘ I’ve got nausea, indigestion……..!

Yep pretty much all of these. The mouth in the head thing and stupid ‘buffet boy’ make me feel physically ill though.

Tesco have lost the plot with their adverts. They have been appalling for years.

The one with the couple sitting up in bed and she hints at him to buy her a solitaire diamond ring. Can't remember what the product is but she gets on my wick.

The Always Gush advert
The Tena advert
The Poo yourself in Labour advert

I know they're to normalise these things, but it just gives immature lads / men another reason to take the piss out of us. Plus they're just annoying!

We used to have such good adverts in the 80s and 90s, they're just all shit now.

Yes @Livingthebestlifei heard it the other day and thought what is that awful singing. The concept is nice, granny singing a lullaby from far away but it's a horrible song and she doesn't sing well. I'd say the baby is just pretending to sleep to shut her up.

Anything about vaggy dryness, willy not working or itchyness around vaggy. No need for it to be advertised on tv. Just have a quiet word with the chemist