What TV adverts irrationally annoy you at the moment?

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Just a lighthearted thread, but I keep seeing a Simba advert where a guy is stacking an insane amount of biscuits up while in bed, and then his partner just acts like a dick and knocks them over, sending them flying everywhere. And the worst bit is that they’re sat on the bed and don’t have a bedsheet on.

There’s also one for blinds where the most annoying voice in the world says “It’s your home darling” and then promptly get muted by me as I hate his voice so much.

Anyone want to add any more?

F*king hate this ad.
Also the Co-op funeral ads.
Vogue Williams with her laundry products.
I once saw a lady from an old Tena lady advert on a documentary about Henry VIII. She was playing Anne Boleyn. Whilst she was on the screen, all I could think of was ' I'm not going to let a bit of pee stop me from being me'.🤣🤣

The one for toothpaste, I think, where the woman opens her bathroom cabinet and there's a face staring back at her telling her to use another product, and when they come face to face they both scream at each other so loudly. It's so jarring.

The (daytime TV) one where the mother karate chops and floors her son. Again, she screams so loudly when she does it, and it always makes me jump.

Any toothpaste one where they look into the camera and lick their teeth. It's so bad mannered.

I love the Pepto Bismal ad.
This one for Simplicity cremation 'Way to go, way to go." gives me the rage.
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Yes.

Curry's. They are a rip off the ancient Brantano adverts and imply that everyone watches football.
The pepto bismol ad is laughably stupid.

I don't see a lot of ads cos we stream everything.

The world equivalent of RSPCA where they show loads of images of sick animals and drop in they are possibly for the meat market.

Has been running for the remote.

The advert for the all-body deodorant - spray it on your 'tatas', your bum, your balls, your feet, everywhere! As if people don't have enough to worry about they've added 'your whole body stinks!' There's a bloke who pulls out the front of his boxers and sprays right down there. Yuk. Doesn't bear thinking about.

I don’t know it but going by this thread the Pepto Bismol marketing team has played a blinder.
That ad with the toothy bloke who has racks of dingy white t shirts then washes them and they’re all white. He’s so dreadful I think he must be famous. Who is it?

That depends on whether you need something to calm your guts but won't buy Pepto Bismol because it is so annoying.

I didn't actually know the name of the product until I came on here because I switch over so quickly when it comes on.

Any of the Tesco Woosh ones! My theory is they have to order Tesco Woosh as they’re so insufferable no one will serve them on the shop 🤣 the karate lady is the worst!

Don’t work like that. If a brand is top of mind that brand is chosen more overall. End of story

The one for some dog vitamin or food where the voiceover explains that dogs are not the same as humans. I’ve seen it all of twice and just shout no shit mate at the tv.

the peacock (ah there’s a link) kitchen ad wer, she’s in that. I do admire her though as she appears to be totally incontinent it’s not a dribble or a leak when coughing the way she describes it.

I’ve always used normal deodorant where I think I might need it if I feel a bit sweaty. My crotch gets a lot sweatier than my armpits. If it works on your armpits why wouldn’t it work anywhere else?!

The ditzy Febreze woman who sniffs her own shoes.

Random Northern regional pronunciation of a single word crowbarred into a sentence spoken by an actor/voiceover artist who obviously does not have that regional accent (see also badly done Cockney).

Play Ojo gambling adverts. What's with all the dancing freaks?

Smug American men taking the piss out of other smug American men for not having checked Trivago. The worst one at the moment is the blokes bobbing about in inflatable loungers in a swimming pool. One of them says "I have two words for you..." and DH and I say in unison: "Fuck off". Another chap then calls over to his friend "Yo, Benny! He didn't check Trivago". Except it sounds like 'Yo Betty!', hence my current username.😂

All the incontinence adverts which serve no purpose other than to convey the message that all women over a certain age are constantly pissing themselves.

Adverts for a million different types of flavoured coffee. I don't mean to be a pedantic nitpicker, but if it doesn't taste of coffee, it's not actually coffee, is it?

And no, my peace of mind is not ruined by the thought in the back of my mind that there are dirty dishes soaking in the sink.

I really like that ad. It makes me smile.
And if I need to calm my guts, it will be the first brand that comes to mind. The ad did it's job.

I agree, that remote edge-of-the-world wilderness they are exploring would be far better off without all the pollution from the visiting cruise ships, wouldn't it?

There must have been so many bloopers when they were filming that advert - how could you do those lines and not laugh?

Bring back Harry Hill's TV Burp - he would have done a brilliant skit of that.

She buys a Wickes kitchen and grows peacock feathers out of her arse.

The Always ad about gushing. The women's faces when they stand up and realise they have gushed. Especially the lady who gets up on the bus.... all the confidence about their product, and you see her do a twirl in the shop window where she tries to check out her rear end to see if there if blood.

unless you are absolutely contrary like me. I am very petty and i will avoid a product if i hate the ad with no problems. To the point that i have asked for the best competitor for X product in a shop.

I just had a tears-rolling-down-cheeks guffaw at this.😂

I just read a book about the Beatles and apparently Ringo Starr did this when he went to India with the rest of the Beatles to stay with the Maharishi.

Sorry I didn't mean he cried because the case went missing, just that he took a case of Baked Beans.