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Most ridiculous, nonsensical rules at your DC’s school

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Forgottenmyphone · 16/04/2026 15:29

Mine is no baseball caps or sunglasses, despite the fact that the school field and playground have no shade.

Whats yours?

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JustToBeMe · 18/04/2026 08:12

StuntNun · 16/04/2026 15:52

You aren’t allowed to eat your crisps until you’ve finished your sandwich.

The staff in our dinner hall will suggest that the children eat their savoury food first, so they have something nutritious and filling in their tummies, to keep them going for the rest of the day.
We don’t make the children eat all the lunch, but we do try to persuade them to eat what they can before having pudding.

greatvisuals · 18/04/2026 08:15

No running in the playground. (children's primary)

FlatWhiteExtraHot · 18/04/2026 08:30

Offherrockingchair · 16/04/2026 17:04

So why do people send their DC to such bizarre institutions? There are two secondary schools near us. We chose the one with the sensible head and the decent uniform rules. Friends chose the other school and have spent the last 4 years moaning about the uniform policy there. I always wonder why!

Because not everyone has a choice. Where we live there are two primary schools and one secondary school. If you live here, you go there.

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SpringAndSunshineIsHere · 18/04/2026 08:36

Boys have to wear blazers and ties. Girls don’t! So bloody sexist 🙄

ainsleysanob · 18/04/2026 10:18

Some of these are so ridiculous you wonder about the people making the rules. There must head teachers on Mumsnet who work in schools like these who can try to explain why they would have these rules! It fascinates me.

PeasePuddingPottage · 18/04/2026 10:23

MeAndLicorice · 16/04/2026 16:16

At my school we had no uniform for sixth form but we weren’t allowed to wear blue denim. It was totally nonsensical - you could wear blue cotton/wool etc, and you could wear black/white etc denim, but for some reason blue denim was totally forbidden.

When the whole school had non-uniform days you’d have sixth formers paying £1 to be allowed to wear their blue denim for the day.

Jeans for genes day!

BlackeyedSusan · 18/04/2026 10:43

Not allowed to put blazer in their bag. Which is ablist for all those children with executive function difficulties due to autism/ADHD etc. (I have one that loses stuff constantly)

Dark coats only so drivers can't see you walking out from behind the badly parked cars in the dark.

BlackeyedSusan · 18/04/2026 10:48

Offherrockingchair · 16/04/2026 17:04

So why do people send their DC to such bizarre institutions? There are two secondary schools near us. We chose the one with the sensible head and the decent uniform rules. Friends chose the other school and have spent the last 4 years moaning about the uniform policy there. I always wonder why!

We don't have a choice due to distance criteria in a lot of places. DD had more choice than ds two years later.

Oldgalgames · 18/04/2026 13:41

Nomorevape · 16/04/2026 15:48

Can’t wear a coat indoors but can’t take your coat off at the door but get told to wear coats on cold days.
I don’t understand why coats can’t be worn in the corridors and then taken off in classroom?

Same in my daughters school, really dont understand it, they get a detention for wearing a coat indoors!

plsbekinddelicate · 18/04/2026 13:45

No short/trainer socks, they must be plain black and cover the ankles. In yr 7 their lunch break was in the middle of a lesson so they’d do 25 minutes of a 50 minute period, break for 35 minutes for lunch then return to finish the other 25 minutes. Including PE.

Natsku · 18/04/2026 14:24

mathanxiety · 18/04/2026 01:50

Not for the first time, I'm extremely glad that my DCs went to school in the US and weren't subjected to any of this nonsense.

Also very glad I'm not raising my children in the UK - no ridiculous rules in Finnish schools, they can wear what they want, have their any colour and piercings don't matter so long as they're not a safety risk.

Only ridiculous rule I can think of is the primary school doesn't let them play king of the castle, which is such fun to play. DS got into trouble a few times playing it in preschool. Also not allowed to throw snowballs but that's quite sensible really.

sashh · 19/04/2026 10:57

SpringAndSunshineIsHere · 18/04/2026 08:36

Boys have to wear blazers and ties. Girls don’t! So bloody sexist 🙄

Actually it isn't.

The origin of the blazer and tie is that grammar school boys would go to work in places that needed them to wear a shirt and tie.

Girls wearing a shirt and tie so that boys get used to it for the workplace is sexist.

I covered in one school where the girls had a choice of shirt and tie or a blouse and a cravat. The cravat was similar to a flight attendant uniform.

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