Tell me the petty things you have done when you have had enough of people's shit!

[Travelfairy]

I'll go first ☺️

DSis criticises everything I do, from where I have sent my children to school to how many holidays we take. She runs us down and tries to downplay our achievements to anyone she knows 🙄
She is also very controlling and likes to dictate what happens in the wider family. Anyway this past Mother's Day, she told me a month before that I 'had to' 'take' our Mum for Mother's day. Shes a sprightly 70 year old. Anyway I said i was already taking her out to a show and dinner on the friday night and that would be our little celebration. She said no I would need to 'take' her Sunday as well because she has plans for Mother's day as she's a mother too and 'deserves to be celebrated!' 😂😂
I am also a mother but you know, that doesnt matter. So Anyway we planned a last minute break away and our flight left Mother's Day Morning. Problem solved 😬😬 i have never done anything like that before but boy did it feel good. I am absolutely sick of pandering to her shit! Always putting her needs first to keep tje peace. Not anymore!!! IDGAF!!!

What a nasty thing to do. This was meant to be a light hearted thread…

Ummm the bin (over)reaction is psycho behaviour 😬😬

I did similar with my stupid bitch neighbour. I played the music so loud that my cats ran away.

This was at 6am on a Sunday morning.

No nastier thn playing loud music for hours (which could disturb other neighbours) or putting itching or farting powder into people's clothes. Get a grip.

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chefs kiss!

Love the one about parking the car to restrict access.

I am quite petty. When I was younger I had a friend who acted like a spoilt Princess. Whenever we went to the shops she’d ask me to hold her bags while she paid and then would just swan off leave me with her crap to carry. When I would tell her to take her stuff back she’d act like I was being a whinger. One day usual story, she got me to hold her stuff and swanned off like I was a lackey. I just put her bags down shrugged and walked on. After about 5 minutes she asked ‘where are my bags?’ I said ‘oh back there somewhere, I’m not here to carry your stuff!’ She ran back and luckily her stuff was where I left it.

I got suspended from school for being petty but that’s a story that would give away who I am…..

Except a touch typist would have no trouble - if they weren’t looking at the keys their password would be correct as they typed it.

and the keyboard would only have one T so couldn’t spell TWAT.

few holes in this story!

I wont tell you about some of the really mean things Ive done because this is meant to be a light hearted thread - according to the thread police.

If people annoy me I move them from fresh coffee to instant. I’m quite sure no one cares but it makes me feel better.

Serious fishermen use maggots as bait… the REALLY serious ones keep the maggots in their mouths to keep them warm and keep them wriggling so they’re more likely to attract fish!!!

If people annoy me late in the evening they get regular coffee instead of decaf.

Good. But she enables a lot of undesirable behaviour from my sister. We get along very well. She had no issue wirh me getting away

That is epic.

Simple but effective.

Omg!!!!

I can't remember who told me now, but one of my long-ago acquaintances had a vile teacher at secondary school, and on the last day of term before the summer holidays he attached a kipper to the underside of the teacher's desk.

I still have a house in a beautiful seaside spot that was mine and my first husbands home, my now husband and I and our kids spend a lot of time down there (4 hours away) and are very particular who we allow to stay.
I begrudgingly agreed to an aunt of DH's using it, don't particularly like her but detest her son, his wife and their 2 foul mouthed, wild and VERY badly behaved kids (whose parents and nana think are perfect) - they are NOT allowed use it and the Aunt knows this and was reminded that it was to be her and her alone,
Found out by chance that she was bringing them😡😡

Not to worry, I just rang my former MIL and got her to lock the doors in the kitchen/diner/living room that led to the hall which in turn led to the playroom, sitting room and upstairs bedrooms, leaving only the downstairs ensuite bedroom that is off the kitchen for them to use. The bedroom has one double bed.
Also got her to completely clear out all the cupboards of everything edible, so all tea, coffee, oil, condiments, the whole lot as well as all toilet roll, kitchen roll, cleaning stuff.
She went one better and also took the coffee machine, toaster, sandwich toaster and wifi router😂😂 and left only one bath and one hand towel.
When the Aunt called to her for the keys she only gave her the back door key.
I would soooooooooooooooo love to have been there when they arrived as, despite them being quite wealthy they are as miserable as a badgers arse and wouldn't spend Christmas, the Aunt had to drive back to the local town to get basic supplies and the others had to go and spend money and book into a local hotel.
And of course none of them could complain as they weren't supposed to be there in the first place.

I prefer to think of this as audacious but it might still count.

I was very shy when younger and bullied a lot. In my first job most people were nice and I felt a lot braver. There was one young woman a couple of years older than me who was never very nice to me and quite like some of the school bullies. She organised a house warming evening for the coffee table people from work to show off her new flat. She invited them all when I wasn't there as I was omitted from the guest list. I found out this was happening and decided I'd just go along figuring she wouldn't want to look lose face by turning me away if I knocked on the door when the others were there. No more bullying or exclusion happened after that.

Sister Glitter bombed ex's house. Over all the carpets plus in the washing machine drawer and drum. Really fine Glitter used for ceramics. Took hours to cover the carpets so it wasn't immediately visible.

He cheated and moved OW into his flat while he was staying at sister's house. He used to complain about his kid having Glitter as it got everywhere. Kid outted the cheat.

I totally agree. Completely unnecessary

Your former MIL is a gem @asco

Blimey

That's what I thought too when I read it!

Student neighbours annoyed me with an all night party when I was 9 months pregnant many years ago. And were not especially polite either when I knocked at 1am, 2am and 3am asking them to pipe down. Apparently I was a killjoy.

At 8am I fucked off to my Mum's sofa for the day, leaving a pair of speakers turned to the shared wall with a selection of the worst stuff I could find on YouTube (teletubbies, Christian heavy metal and Chesney Hawkes amongst other stuff iirc). And dobbed them into their uni.

There was a box of chocolates waiting on my doorstep that night with a post it saying 'sorry'. Apparently they were told by the uni (it was uni owned accomodation) that a repeat performance would get them removed from their courses. I stayed in that house for several years and never did have a problem with any more students after that.