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A hill you will die on.

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GreenEyesIsBack · 19/02/2026 15:04

Mine is amongst others that carbonara should only ever be made with long pasta, none of your penne, or fusili nonsense.

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murasaki · 19/02/2026 23:43

PithyViewer · 19/02/2026 23:41

It's a sign of respect for children to call the adults in their lives auntie and uncle, though. And then it kind of carries on. I think your family might have been unusual in having children calling adults by their first names.

It was common where we lived, and amongst my parents friends and their kids. Horses for courses.

We totally agree on teachers though!

Shmoigel · 19/02/2026 23:44

Brussel sprouts are the work of the devil

PithyViewer · 19/02/2026 23:45

Shmoigel · 19/02/2026 23:44

Brussel sprouts are the work of the devil

Try them with dry white wine. Delish!

murasaki · 19/02/2026 23:45

PithyViewer · 19/02/2026 23:43

I agree. Teachers live at school and are kind of preserved in a weird timeless jelly circa 1990. I think they would vanish if they set foot outside school grounds.

Yes, one of mine is teaching my niece now and he must be 103. I swear he can't leave the grounds, it's like the TV show Ghosts.

PithyViewer · 19/02/2026 23:46

murasaki · 19/02/2026 23:45

Yes, one of mine is teaching my niece now and he must be 103. I swear he can't leave the grounds, it's like the TV show Ghosts.

🤣🤣🤣

murasaki · 19/02/2026 23:48

Condemned to teach Latin to teenagers for ever more. What a fate.

PalePinkPeony · 19/02/2026 23:48

NotThatSerious · 19/02/2026 15:37

A “holiday” in the UK is not a holiday

Why not? What makes a holiday then?

murasaki · 19/02/2026 23:52

PalePinkPeony · 19/02/2026 23:48

Why not? What makes a holiday then?

Exactly, of course it's a holiday! To me a holiday is when you go to stay somewhere for leisure for more than 1 night that is not your home or the home of any family member. Location of said place is immaterial.

MonsteraDeliciosa · 19/02/2026 23:57

Roastiesarethebestbit · 19/02/2026 23:12

People should be neutering their pets so that this doesn’t happen

So dogs should never reproduce and just die out then?

Mumtobabyhavoc · 19/02/2026 23:58

PithyViewer · 19/02/2026 23:45

Try them with dry white wine. Delish!

Roasting some right now. 😋

DBSFstupid · 19/02/2026 23:59

GreenEyesIsBack · 19/02/2026 15:20

Yes, would they just stop it.
Brioche is far too sweet and claggy.

The reason for this worldwide obsession for Brioche with Burgers is that its shelf life is so much longer due to all the fat and sugar in it. I can't stand it and am allergic to butter. It's very rare for me to be able to eat a proper bun with the burger. I work all over the world and I see this everywhere.

BrickBiscuit · 20/02/2026 00:06

Men cannot change into women.

It's not 'should of' it's 'should have'.

Brussels sprouts has five 's's.

PithyViewer · 20/02/2026 00:07

murasaki · 19/02/2026 23:48

Condemned to teach Latin to teenagers for ever more. What a fate.

Without aging, though.

Imagine if they stepped off school grounds and into today's world!

murasaki · 20/02/2026 00:08

PithyViewer · 20/02/2026 00:07

Without aging, though.

Imagine if they stepped off school grounds and into today's world!

They'd dessicate on impact with the outside world and collapse into a pile of intellectual dust.

murasaki · 20/02/2026 00:10

He actually doesn't look like he's aged that much in 30 years, it's quite astonishing really. Clearly stays on site for his own safety.

GrinchoftheNorth · 20/02/2026 00:13

Serving drinks with with lumps in should be a criminal offence. Those milkshakes with bits of whizzed up biscuit or chocolate bars floating around. Boba tea. Mogu mogu.

It makes me think of what it must be like to accidentally sup some gone off milk.

Mumtobabyhavoc · 20/02/2026 00:13

Mumtobabyhavoc · 19/02/2026 23:58

Roasting some right now. 😋

@PithyViewer

And tossed them onto a bowl of spaghetti with feta and left-over roast chicken.

PithyViewer · 20/02/2026 00:13

Social activists and anything to do with trans, for or against, are the biggest bores of society, and have managed to out-do political zealots and vegetarians on the kill-me-now boredometer, which is really saying something.

They might be totally right about it all, and I almost certainly agree with them. But being right doesn't preclude them from being the height of tedium. They can never take an evening off, never joke around, rarely talk about anything else, just go on and on and on and on and on, whether appropriate or not, until people around them are practically in a coma. They SORELY need to be introduced to the phrase "time and place", imo.

DBSFstupid · 20/02/2026 00:13

ProfessorofSelfPortraiture · 19/02/2026 15:42

Ahhh, I've found my tribe. 😁

"Data" is plural.

If you don't start with a truthful assessment you can't make anything better.

And please feel free to join in with a rousing chorus to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it": "If a person has a penis he's a man, if a person has a penis he's a man - even if he can't abide it, cuts it off or tries to hide it - if a person has a penis he's a man."

😂Fabulous!

PithyViewer · 20/02/2026 00:14

Mumtobabyhavoc · 20/02/2026 00:13

@PithyViewer

And tossed them onto a bowl of spaghetti with feta and left-over roast chicken.

Oooh that sounds lovely! I would literally be turning up at yours with a fork if you were near me!

Mumtobabyhavoc · 20/02/2026 00:15

Hedjwitch · 19/02/2026 15:26

Joining others on the women's rights Hill first and foremost.

Porridge is a gloopy slop of an abomination and should not be eaten by humans. Ever.

unless it's steel-cut oats. Regular oats are definitely awful.

murasaki · 20/02/2026 00:17

PithyViewer · 20/02/2026 00:13

Social activists and anything to do with trans, for or against, are the biggest bores of society, and have managed to out-do political zealots and vegetarians on the kill-me-now boredometer, which is really saying something.

They might be totally right about it all, and I almost certainly agree with them. But being right doesn't preclude them from being the height of tedium. They can never take an evening off, never joke around, rarely talk about anything else, just go on and on and on and on and on, whether appropriate or not, until people around them are practically in a coma. They SORELY need to be introduced to the phrase "time and place", imo.

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I took an evening off as this was a funny thread. So not everyone with strong opinions on the matter expresses them everywhere. But I agree, some of us took this as a light hearted thread , and some didn't.

murasaki · 20/02/2026 00:18

Also sprouts are only OK if sauted with bacon. But most things are improved by frying them with bacon.

Mumtobabyhavoc · 20/02/2026 00:21

PithyViewer · 20/02/2026 00:14

Oooh that sounds lovely! I would literally be turning up at yours with a fork if you were near me!

Hop a flight! 🙂🇨🇦

eta even my 4y eats them!

PithyViewer · 20/02/2026 00:24

Mumtobabyhavoc · 20/02/2026 00:21

Hop a flight! 🙂🇨🇦

eta even my 4y eats them!

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It will be cold by the time I get there! 😭

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