A hill you will die on.

[GreenEyesIsBack]

Mine is amongst others that carbonara should only ever be made with long pasta, none of your penne, or fusili nonsense.

I need to start doing this, as I'm often irrationally wound up by errant apostrophes! 😁

I'm pretty sure it's only got one 'p' when it means peppers in Italian. The spicy sausage has two (though presumably it's named after the peppers).

@Blondiney it's become so ubiquitous, it's surely got to stop soon?! Meanwhile I'm well and truly an obvious Gen Xer apparently, as I still wear trainer liners. Quelle horreur.

My view is fine for your own garden, but not for public sight.

{mention:TheHungryHungryLandsharks}@TheHungryHungryLandsharksthanks for such a pleasant, informative reply. I was asking out of genuine curiosity and half expected you to come back with a load of insults, as is, sadly, the case on MN far too often these days. How refreshing to receive such a civil answer.

Scafell Pike is a hill and not a mountain.

I did it with a biro from my bag in a lift at work. It was a university, so I felt standards should be maintained.

I have checked with CatBastard, who is sitting next to me and he says you are absolutely correct, @GreenEyesIsBack. Being annoying is their raison d’etre.

It’s dessert not pudding, pudding is a type of dessert.

Only if you're American, or possibly Hyacinth Bucket.

When posters change their advice depending on the sex of the person.

Tis the only civilised option, my friend.

I read that as capybara and felt confused.

@TheHungryHungryLandsharks
Someone who drinks decaf coffee in the morning is basically a walking bright red flag.

Or has a heart condition. I'm supposed to avoid caffeine. It's soul-destroying.

Hard agree.

And also that carbonara should never be made with cream 🤢

Queue, Cue, Que and Q.

How hard is it to use the correct word/spelling?
And one isn't even a word at all (well not in the English language anyway).

No!! Pork exists so we can enjoy lovely, sharp, apple sauce.

What about to run out in when taking out the bins?

Sourdough bread is tough and tasteless
chocolate and mint do not belong together
porridge is the devil’s food
avocado is horrid
white ‘chocolate’ is disgusting
tofu is revolting

But I must admit I love sandwich spread😬

Speaking as someone who surfs and lives by the beach I ABSOLUTELY wear mine on muddy dog walks, have you seen the state of the fucking weather 😅

They are indeed but must be a crumbly, salty white like Wensleydale. Perfect pairing IMHO.

Cheese should never have bits in it, and particularly not sweet bits.
No Asda, I do not want to buy sticky toffee pudding cheese.

Is it hard to make? Do you use a bread maker?

Flavoured Coca Cola is grim, it tastes like someone has spilled perfume in your drink.
That Micheal Jackson is 100% a pedophile, I can’t deal with people that stick up for him.

Putting chips or crisps on a slice of bread. Literally. In the bin. And you are forbidden from approaching a kitchen ever again.