Which part of the UK uses the phrase “Have a cob on?”

[Greenbeanmcgee]

And does it mean angry?

TIA

This. Means you’ve got the hump, you’ve a sour face, you’re being moody.

I’m in Manchester, and we say it.

Derbyshire. Also use Mardy to mean whingy

My friend said it. She was from near Chester.

Fylde Coast- Lancashire. It’s well used there!

Liverpool and surrounding areas, we deffo use it here 🤣

Oh god-I hate “chub”!!!

Scouser first husband used it a lot.
Should have been about himself!

Definitely used in SW, too. “Ere our Denise int ‘alf got a cob on t’day.”

I'm in the Midlands, yep, having a cob on is someone who is in strop, sulking, in bad mood and everyone has to know it.

Neither in Dorset so surprised at the posters who say they know it from the SW and Cornwall (probably grockles).

My friend has always used this expression, we are down south.

I'm originally from South Yorkshire. I've definitely heard it, but when I was a kid, people would say, "he's got the monk on." I don't know if that's still a thing...

Liverpool.

Yep.
I hail from Liverpool and it was commonly said there.

Reminds me of another saying.
"The gob on him/her" meaning someone is cheeky or rude.

How funny , I have never used nor heard anyone use the expression mardy, we are just outside London, but I have a friend in Yorkshire that says it hence I know its meaning .

Bolton, lancashire. Heard it all the time growing up.

I know the meaning but have never heard it used here in the south east.

SW means stroppy like Kevin and Perry
Chub on means erection (also chubby )
Gob on means mouthy

Sheffield. Tha's got a reight cob on.

I'm Scottish and live in the NE of England, I've never heard it. I know mardy though, but not sure if that's just because of the Arctic Monkeys.

I do - Merseyside area. "Oh, she's got a right cob on her now." Small round bready item = batch. Made up = delighted, very pleased. Etc.

It's a term I use, usually on the form 'He's got a right cob on'. Since I live in the home counties I can only assume I've picked it up from Northern friends over the years.
And yes - just means grumpy and a bit argumentative (rather like me much of the time 🤣)

Ive heard this, i think when i lived in south yorks. A colleague from Leicester uses it. Was very surprised when we moved to Norfolk to hear "he's got a monk on" 😂

More common was "he's got a right face on" in S.yorks

Ive heard it used in Lancs 😆