I've been thinking for a while that banks don't want human customers. The latest in the rage inducing and frankly astounding WTFery is that my frail little old mum, who is nearly 90, trundled all the way to her bank's head office today to transfer some money and was, eventually, told they wouldn't do it.
She had received a rather scrappy looking letter a few weeks ago purporting to be from a woman saying if she needed any help she should phone the mobile number given. It could have been sent by anyone with a printer and I wasn't convinced it was genuine so I suggested the next time she went into the bank to check with them.
After a good 20 minute wait (during which the bouncer asked her what she wanted to do and how much she wanted to transfer - why does he need to know that?) she was eventually taken to a booth and thought she'd get the letter checked first. The teller glanced at it and said it was legitimate. Then she asked what mum wanted to do today and when she said to transfer money the teller said no. I don't know whether mum asked why but she wasn't given a reason even if she did.
WTF is the point of being a head office if you don't do basic banking?