Lighthearted things that give you the rage

[Lelophants]

When youre trying to pull out baby wipes when needing to clean something (often a baby’s bum!) very quickly and either none will come out or an absolutely massive wad of them!

The postie giving us the mail of someone who lives over a mile away (ie cant just drop it next door).

When technology doesnt just work.

My husband and my father in law both do this. It's disgusting and neither of them see anything wrong with it, however my husband knows not to do it when I'm around.

Cling film. Enough said.

I swear mine doesn’t even need corners, he just stops and smugly refuses to move.

‘Coming up on today’s episode of…’ Aaagh why do we want to see a synopsis of the programme we’re about to watch? Who wants that?

"Verifying you are human.
This will take a moment"

Fuck off with your pompous "verify"

You mean "check", you snivelling little arsehole of a computer program. One of us is human and it's not you.
Why is it taking so long anyway? I thought computers were meant to be lightning fast. My dog takes less time to verify whether a coat hung on a garden fork is human or not. She's louder about it but less annoying.

Orrrr when you pick up the dog poop and think 'oh that's warmer than normal' and realise the bag has split and you've poop on your bare hands 👍🏽🤮

Having to x all the pop up notifications on web sites just so I can look at the sodding thing I may or may not be interested in…

”How was your experience on our website today?”

I DON’T KNOW I JUST BLOODY GOT HERE

There’s a section of road near me that is a 60 for a long period, but it’s hard to overtake as a busy road- and then drops to a 40.

So mine is- people who drive at 49mph all the way in the 60 …….

AND THEN CARRY ON AT 49 SO NOW YOU ARE SPEEDING 🤬🤬🤬 ohhh the rage.

The use of the word super instead of very.
Also the use of the word gifted instead of given.
Also elevate.

Mines sounds ridiculous but has given me the rage since I was a child. People who call Tortoises Turtles and vice versa. Surely anyone over the age of at least 8 knows the difference. It’s so stupid but it boils my blood. 😂

My DH always puts the mugs by the sink, not IN the sink.
Every. Single. Time.

Guilty as charged 🙋‍♀️

We brought home a poor underweight, ribs showing through fur, terrified and trembling pup this last September.

She had nothing of her own, no bed, no toys, no collar.
No idea how to play or wag her tail.

We are her Mummy and Daddy! Shes never had love, safety, enough food to nourish her, no toys or a bed of her own.
She has all of this and much more now. Her coat is glossy, she’s grown and is almost the size she’s meant to be. Her tail wags, and she gives us love and gets so much in return.

We are everything to her, and she to us.

I was going to say exactly this!!!

@Fgfgfg or you end up chasing the cat as they leave puddle's of it around the house....🤣🤣

See, unless the sink/basin is already full of water, putting mugs/dishes in the sink would annoy me. I just have to take them out again to run the water.

I get the rage when I'm in a supermarket and I want to buy eggs and they only have white eggs. For some reason I can't buy or eat eggs with a white shell. I know it's mad.

Oh, this is going to cathartic for me. Pedestrian crossings where there is an island halfway across in the middle of the road where you have to press a second button and wait. Who the hell gets 1/2 way across the road and decides to turn back. It can’t be that hard to coordinate lights so we can cross in one go. Rage goes up additionally if it’s raining.

Same! And I make an effort to give door handles and wide berth, yet the fuckers always get me

And people who talk to their dogs in public like they understand English
”No Rover, Do not go in that water, I’ll be very cross, you stay by my side”.

Slow walkers
People who stop in doorways or are unprepared with their phone / card to exit the tube station
Tech going wrong and being sent round the houses by customer service agents. Even worse when the website guards the number like treasure and directs you to crap useless articles instead.

The fact that despite having no hearing issues? I have to put the subtitles on everything modern I watch on TV, because ALL the actors mumble everything they say, and the background music drowns out the dialogue. It gives me the absolute rage.

Also people on Traitors who incorrectly
use “myself” “yourself”

“Unfortunately Susie I myself are voting for yourself”. Why do they do it?!

We're going to need to see pictures, please!!

Men.

Folk who wear coats, IRL and on TV, but don't fasten them up whatever the weather.

Companies that are over-friendly in communications.

I don't expect to be addressed formally like I'm receiving a hand-written, wax-sealed letter from a Georgian aristocrat. But getting emails from companies that start "Hey Somi!" gives me the absolute fucking rage. I'm paying you money to deliver a probably shit service. We are not friends. Stop with the fucking pally-pally bollocks.