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What was your worst childhood meal?

217 replies

TheChosenTwo · 25/12/2025 08:10

Humour me while I’m waiting for everyone to wake up!
Dc asked us yesterday what our worst meals were when we were growing up, the one where the answer to ‘what’s for dinner?’ made your heart sink!
Mine was fish pie, dc1 was lamb hotpot, mil said liver and onions and db was spaghetti bolognaise. Anyone else bored and want to add?

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DeepfriedPizza · 25/12/2025 10:05

My parents used to lightly fry stewing steak then boil it for 20 mins in pasta sauce and serve on top of over cooked pasta. The memory of the chewy beef makes me feel ill

Fairydusthello · 25/12/2025 10:07

Kidney Stew - it was seriously yuk.

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 25/12/2025 10:11

My mum's spaghetti and mince. Grey rubbery mince bouncing greasily round on spaghetti, no sauce or seasoning to make it remotely palatable. I used to get told off for pouring half a bottle of ketchup over it to get it down.

APatternGrammar · 25/12/2025 10:13

Bernard Matthew Turkey Burgers (overcooked) were the worst in a long series of culinary crimes.
My young children now love rabbit and liver so I assume it’s in the cooking as much as the taste.

Gettingbysomehow · 25/12/2025 10:17

Id pretty much eat anything, my grandmother was French so she'd often cook things like snails or poached calves brains on toast.
The only things I couldnt stomach were powdered custard and frogspawn, that lumpy rice pudding we had at school and tomato ketchup. The smell of it makes me vomit.

Smiling2022 · 25/12/2025 10:36

Another one here for liver!
Mum would cook it until it was dry and rubbery, and would always insist on serving it with broad beans that were like bullets 😃

Cherrycola4 · 25/12/2025 10:37

Hard boiled eggs eaten sheltering from the rain in a bus shelter on a day-trip to Redcar. Except I don’t like eggs so I had nothing.

CalzoneOnLegs · 25/12/2025 10:41

I’m not surprised these replies are mostly meat / offal / fish

Berlinlover · 25/12/2025 10:43

Any packed lunch. To this day I can’t eat a packed lunch.

ChristmasElvie · 25/12/2025 10:44

I loved f aggots and peas! Worst meal was stew and dumplings. I still gag at the smell of stew now, bad times!

countrygirl99 · 25/12/2025 10:47

My mum was a dreadful cook so most of them! "Spag bol" was a particular horror as the sauce was just mince boiled with onion and a bay leaf (hence the quote marks around solpag bol!).

Member278307 · 25/12/2025 10:47

Tripe and onions cooked in milk. Really disgusting.

ABeerInTheSunshineMakesMeHappy · 25/12/2025 10:49

Grumpynan · 25/12/2025 08:32

Corn beef or spam fritters mash and beans. Mum was a good cook but every now and then this would appear my brothers loved it still have it occasionally but I hated it. Had to eat it though or go hungry

desert - my nans stewed rhubarb, food if the devil stringy and slimy she would add a tin of strawberries to it to make it special. She would get so cross when I fished those out and left the rest.

did anyone else have a dish of jelly and bread and butter I loved that at my best friend’s house.

i was born in the 60’s if anyone is wondering 😂

Not jelly with bread and butter - but my grandparents served fruit salad (tinned) with bread and butter, and this was something DH had growing up too. We were born in the 1960s too.

My most disliked meal was neck of lamb stew which mum did regularly for lunch on Saturday as she could put it on to cook and then get on with the housework (and yes I did have to help whilst my brother didn’t). My food disappointment was when I would get home in the evening, smell onions cooking and think ‘yay burgers!’, but it was liver.

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 25/12/2025 10:50

Another one was my parents' really bad mashed potatoes. They never mashed them properly so they were just crumbly potato lumps. Didn't add any butter or milk or anything.

At one point I decided I had had enough, got the potato masher and the pan, and actually mashed the potatoes properly. My dad then complained at dinner because he thought it was instant mash 😆

firstofallimadelight · 25/12/2025 10:50

Rabbit stew
steak and kidney pie
potted meat
semolina
spam

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 25/12/2025 10:51

countrygirl99 · 25/12/2025 10:47

My mum was a dreadful cook so most of them! "Spag bol" was a particular horror as the sauce was just mince boiled with onion and a bay leaf (hence the quote marks around solpag bol!).

Sounds almost like my mum's effort, described below - was your mum born during WW2?

NotMyRealAccount · 25/12/2025 10:54

ItsChristmasTooMuchFood · 25/12/2025 08:32

Mince. It was cooked for hours in watery gravy and was grey. The carrots were mushy and the onions were slimey but still tasted really strong. It took years to realise how to cook it properly so it could be tasty.

You are my sister and I claim the last boiled potato 🤣

ABeerInTheSunshineMakesMeHappy · 25/12/2025 10:54

My grandmother used to eat pigs trotters. So glad my parents didn’t cook these.

RaininSummer · 25/12/2025 10:54

That's an easy one... Stuffed heart! Blurgh. No wonder I became a vegetarian.

Gettingbysomehow · 25/12/2025 10:57

ImWearingPantaloons · 25/12/2025 09:34

Liver and bacon. The liver would be grilled until it was dry and powdery.

Grilled liver????????
That sounds like an absolute abomination. Was there no sauce or anything?

Endofyear · 25/12/2025 10:59

Definitely liver shudder 🤣 also grilled dry pork chops! For years I didn't think I liked pork until I had it cooked properly!

BillieWiper · 25/12/2025 11:02

Anything from school dinners except the Xmas dinner which was just about bearable.

Some highlights include lumpy pink custard, semolina with a tiny sprinkle of grated chocolate, mystery meat, macaroni cheese from a tin, instant mash. The only things I could eat were grated cheese, grated carrot and syrup or jam sponge. The days with semolina or half an apple for pudding nearly made me despair!

countrygirl99 · 25/12/2025 11:05

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 25/12/2025 10:51

Sounds almost like my mum's effort, described below - was your mum born during WW2?

1938 vintage

BillieWiper · 25/12/2025 11:05

firstofallimadelight · 25/12/2025 10:50

Rabbit stew
steak and kidney pie
potted meat
semolina
spam

The first two sound delicious! Two of my favourite comfort foods. The last two I agree are fully inexcusable! X

IncaAztec · 25/12/2025 11:07

Curry made with Sultanas in it. It was A THING for a while. Gross 🤢

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