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Xmas version of things you wouldn't admit in real life....

398 replies

TinselTina · 12/12/2025 11:24

I wish people would stop mentioning my 5 foot 3 height like im an outlier.
I cannt believe I married my ex. I needed to be in a mental hospital not marched up the aisle.
I dont care if my child is clever or not.

OP posts:
Balab · 12/12/2025 22:48

SeaAndStars · 12/12/2025 14:54

If this is happening all over the country/world what an environmental fucking catastrophe.

My thing I wouldn't say in real life (and probably should) is that this is bloody shameful and sums up the consumer/waste monstrosity that is the modern commercialised Christmas.

The shameful part is the people buying utter crap that the recipient just doesn’t want. I don’t know why people do it.

03cg73 · 12/12/2025 22:48

I caught one of the dogs licking the (uncooked) turkey a few years ago at midnight-ish on Christmas Eve when I went to put it in the oven. Too late to go buy another one and I don’t eat Turkey. So I cooked it and served it. Have never told a soul to this day

Allseeingallknowing · 12/12/2025 22:50

Mrssweary · 12/12/2025 16:18

We are the same in this household. Fed up with having to store it all tbh, can’t give it to anyone else either. Feels cruel but sometimes u have to be cruel to be kind.

Why can’t you give it to someone else?

DoNotDisturb67 · 12/12/2025 22:50

I I’m really starting to dislike my SIL. She’s jumped into this rebound situation with a guy who doesn’t even speak English, supposedly just a FWB, and now we’re pretty sure she’s planning to bring him to Christmas since she’s hosting this year. She cheated on her husband, kicked him out of the house he also owns, and now she complains nonstop about how hard it is to look after children with autism. Like… what did she think was going to happen after blowing up her entire household? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Balab · 12/12/2025 22:56

I despise Christmas anyway. I like spending time with my family, that’s the only good thing about it.

It’s an idiotic ritual that’s taken over a good month or two (or more) of the year.

All the same music is played every year - so boring, in fact worse than boring - it’s aggravating.

People feeling forced to prepare particular foods. Christmas cake for example is just crappy.

Loads of random tat - money wasted, resources wasted. No point.

Large swathes of the country shut down, particularly between Christmas and new year and it can be hard to get useful stuff done in that time.

AngelinaFibres · 12/12/2025 23:01

Love the build up to Christmas and Boxing day onwards. Can't stand Christmas day.
Hate, hate, hate bloody board games and country walks .
Hate Christmas martyrs. Stop doing everything. Let other people take a turn. If they put a dish in the wrong cupboard the world will still turn. My friend makes herself ill every single year catering for multiple people for 10 days. Tell the fuckers to go home.

Exceptionalice · 12/12/2025 23:06

My dad isn’t giving us money this year (has for the last 15 years).. and I could really do with extra cash right now!

momager1 · 12/12/2025 23:29

This will be our third christmas since we moved countries. I will say, that I miss my kids and grandmonsters that are in Canada, but in this country Christmas Eve is more celebrated. We have our best friends and their daughters over (our goddaughters) we all pull names in November. We buy 3 small gifts and one larger gift (one a week for December) it is only the equiv of 5 dollars each gift for the first 3 then 20 max for the main gift. It is a fun fun night and we normally facetime our grands that night also. Christmas day, we slob out...eat leftovers from xmas eve..watch shit tv.. Our daughter always calls.. as do our sons.. they always ask if we are ok alone.. We say how much we miss them, but the honest truth is ...WE LOVE OUR XMAS ,, this year we will head to the beach around 2 and get a fresh made fish meal for our main meal..then home..in the pool for a bit and a tv show marathon in the evening. BLISS i tell you.. BLISS

StrikeForever · 12/12/2025 23:30

Larymarylary · 12/12/2025 20:27

I loathe trifle.

Nooo 😱

StrikeForever · 12/12/2025 23:33

03cg73 · 12/12/2025 22:48

I caught one of the dogs licking the (uncooked) turkey a few years ago at midnight-ish on Christmas Eve when I went to put it in the oven. Too late to go buy another one and I don’t eat Turkey. So I cooked it and served it. Have never told a soul to this day

It’s fine. Any bacteria would have been killed off in cooking. There was probably more bacteria in the dead bird than on the dog’s tongue anyway.

RampantIvy · 12/12/2025 23:41

MrsB2025 · 12/12/2025 14:34

I throw loads of Christmas gifts away every single year. I feel terrible but I receive so much shit every fucking year. I don’t want presents but I can’t say that as it sounds miserable. But just tat. Clutter. Hand creams. Bath stuff (I don’t own a bath). Smelly stuff that smells like piss. I smile and pretend to be grateful every year. But it all goes in the bin.

Don't throw them in the bin Hmm
Donate them to the local women's refuge or a charity, or even a food bank.

Throwing them into landfill is so bad for the environment and such a waste when someone else might benefit from them.

Sunshineandrainbow · 12/12/2025 23:46

I hate getting presents, I really hate having to open presents in front of people.

I have a tiny house and too much stuff already. I have no where to put anything else.

momager1 · 12/12/2025 23:48

Larymarylary · 12/12/2025 20:27

I loathe trifle.

what the helllllll is wrong with you LOL.. I cannot get a good custard base or decent cream here in this hot country or I would have trifle WEEKLY ...you HEATHEN.

Sunshineandrainbow · 12/12/2025 23:51

MrsB2025 · 12/12/2025 14:43

I know. You’re absolutely right and that would be absolutely the right thing to do. Even writing this I know I sound like a horrible person. But I can’t add extra admin and tasks to it as someone might find out that’s what I’m doing so I just secretly dispose of them. And I’d never get round to it so they’d just sit in a pile until next year. I know it’s a terrible thing to do.

If it's bath and shower stuff shove it in the food bank trolley if you go into supermarket. No present giver will know.

I do get you though! I still have some smellies I got last Christmas FFS

SizeableBadBoys · 13/12/2025 01:04

Everyone around me moans about how busy they are in the run up to Christmas, but for me that's the best bit. They all have kids and families and I don't. Christmas day for me is always a bit sad, although I am lucky to have a lovely DP to share it with.

Letsskidaddle · 13/12/2025 01:35

I could never admit this in real life…

It’s my first Christmas without my (narcissistic) mother, who died earlier this year. For the first time in YEARS I’m looking forward to the whole day not being centred around her.

Sorry - I know how awful that sounds, especially to people who desperately miss their mum and I really don’t want to offend anyone. I miss mine but she was very hard work.

I hosted for years (through choice) and everything had to be how she wanted, despite me wanting to do more interesting and adventurous cooking and activities. We couldn’t have XYZ because “oh no, I don’t like that, we won’t enjoy it” and “no, you won’t have time to make your own crackers, don’t be silly…” and “we’ll have plain sprouts, I don’t like bacon/chestnuts” and “no, no starter, we don’t need one” It was just relentless and I felt like a skivvy and not a host.

I was flat out trying to make everything perfect for her - certain things HAD to be done, like the house immaculate top to bottom, clean beds on Christmas Eve, oven cleaned ready, all the food homemade, proper ironed napkins, colour coordinated decor - and she’d call in to check these things were being done and done ‘properly’. On the day itself the children had to be dressed ‘appropriately’, food served at a certain time and it was a lot of pressure (and I never got it quite right). It probably doesn’t sound too bad, but her way was the only way, if that makes sense and over the years it eroded my self esteem.

I put up with it because the alternative was her tears and sulking and me being seen as the monster. When this is all you’ve known, and boundaries are non existent, it’s hard to change or challenge the status quo. Our family dynamics I now realise were very messed up.

This year I am relieved to be free of this - I feel terribly guilty and unpleasant feeling this way and I know there are hundreds of people who’d give everything to have their late mum with them for Christmas but I am looking forward to doing it the way I’d like.

OSTMusTisNT · 13/12/2025 01:44

No one liked my MIL's sherry trifle, made every year without fail. Far too boozy, made the night before and left in the garage to keep cool so in warmer winters the cream was getting a tad rancid.

Thankfully I can't eat cream so managed to avoid, other adults weren't so lucky!

Obviously no one, including her DH, was brave enough to tell her 🙄.

Leftsidefacing · 13/12/2025 01:49

I’m 5’0” on a good day but nobody has mentioned my height since I was at primary school - who are these people that think 5’3” is so noteworthy?

CookingFatCat · 13/12/2025 03:14

I love Boxing Day more than Xmas day: hard work done, eating turkey sandwiches, drinking wine, reading books I’ve been given and watching random shite on tv.

Sunnysidegold · 13/12/2025 03:45

I hate that my husband cooks dinner on Christmas day and the world thinks he is some kind of saint. When really I prep the veg on Christmas eve and he shoves the turkey in the oven on Christmas morning.

I cook the other 364 days a d no one gives a toss about my spag bol or my fajitas (not euphemisms lol).

Also just because we have a spice rack does not mean every spice belongs in the gravy. Too much celery salt? No thanks. Just make the gravy with bisto. It's fine.

Chicken tastes nicer than turkey.

We go every year for a pre Christmas dinner with mil before she sets off on her Christmas cruise. She thinks the children don't enjoy a roast dinner so cooks up a pile of beige food and the most random selection of vegetables. My kids would love the roast

Cousin I haven't seen in years - stop sending really lovely thoughtful gifts to my kids as I feel bad we are in this exchange and I always forget to buy for your boys and get stumped the week before Christmas.

I work in a school and Christmas there is just mayhem. Children all geed up about flipping elves. So glad my kids are past the elf stage.

MyChristmasCheerHasBuggeredOff · 13/12/2025 03:49

Xmas version??? Festive thread?

But op's first post isnt Festive 🤣

AquaForce · 13/12/2025 04:24

😐

BeanQuisine · 13/12/2025 04:35

As much as I enjoy mixing with family and friends during the Christmas season, I most enjoy the day itself at home alone, making myself a nice dinner and relaxing with the cognac, fine wines, cheeses, chocolates, a good book, and some pleasant (non-Xmas) music.

Breadcat24 · 13/12/2025 04:55

This is going to make me sound awful- but I guess this what this thread is for. After my mother died and my FIL died , we used to have my dad and his mum to stay for a week at Christmas. It was hell, they fought like cat and dog about rooms, food TV ( sadly both liked sodding Mrs Brown's boys).
For 10 years.
Now they are both gone it is so much easier at Christmas. We neither of us like turkey, so we have what we like, and things like scallops and venison are quick to cook. We can choose things we like - stockings with silly stuff, tree and crackers and bin what we do not want or just go for a long walk.

TheBeaTgoeson1 · 13/12/2025 05:04

@MrsB2025Donate to hygiene bank, they are in most boots.

No one will ever know. There are people in need. Please make the effort.

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