You wake up as the last photo in your camera , where are you and what's happening?

[OneUmberJoker]

I'm in my bedroom chilling.

I'm a screenshot of an email from DD's school explaining how to order personalised tea towels.

I brought a packet of those but no dared to taste them yet.

I'm very very curious about the gingerbread Doritos. Are they sweet? Are they spicy? I'm conflicted. Do I buy some? Do I ignore and then regret it when they're gone?

They are weird. Sweet at first, but with a very faint spicy aftertaste. I genuinely don't know whether or not I like them.

@spiderlight I'm going to have to get some.

I'm a lump with a blue bruise on ds forehead.

I'm a naked wall in my bathroom waiting to be plastered.

I wish i was bloody plastered, actually!

I’d be scrunched up sleeping on my husbands chest on the sofa

He’s currently on the sofa with our 3.5 week old daughter using him as a human mattress 🥺

I’m three cats who haven’t been fed for at least two hours so are wasting away while staring at someone else’s cheese sandwich.

I've turned in to the jo Malone advent calendar £360 in shop window and that's where it's staying.

I’m my cat, sleeping on my lap 😁.

I'm a (hideous shade of red) red Jellycat bunny 😂

I'm a tree with the most glorious Autumn coloured leaves and I'm scattering them all around me.