You wake up as the last photo in your camera , where are you and what's happening?

[OneUmberJoker]

I'm in my bedroom chilling.

A dog eating a carrot in a bathroom.

I'm a teddy in the shape of a dog being cuddled by my ds in his car seat

Um, I'm my husband's passport.

I'm a black coat, hanging on the back of a bedroom door and I've just been sold on Vinted.

I’m a jigsaw. At least I’m complete.

I'm sitting on the kitchen stool demanding to be hand fed a few Dreamies

I’m Mrs Overall, I’m in a sequinned pinny and I’m taking a final bow on stage in Acorn Antiques: The Musical!

I’m playing the bass drum in a Remembrance parade

I'm the row G signpost at Stansted airport

Materials to make Christmas earrings

I’m a dog knee deep in a mud pool. To be fair, I’m ecstatic.

Im a cat menacing a 12 year old trying to get him to play

I’m the man who made a calendar of all the different wheelie bins in Greater Manchester.

I am a 6 month old Labrador, sleeping on my back with my tongue out, snuggled up to my human in bed presumably dreaming about eating. That would be absolute perfection!

I’m a list of this week’s tasks! Seems pretty accurate.

Help! I'm at flip out with a bunch of bouncy 11 year olds high on blue slushies.

I'm my daughter asleep on the sofa

I'm trapped in a lego instructions booklet, specifically the page listing all the pieces with the missing ones circled. Supposedly there was a single piece missing (character accessory) but there are actually nine and it does affect the build... That's the last time I buy secondhand lego!

Still in Southend, watching Adam Ant on stage.

I am my teenage grandchildren with their nana ( who is also me) making the Christmas cake while girl grandchild is attempting to crush an egg in one hand ( not possible)

I'm back at last night's Malevolence gig in Brixton.... If only!

Sitting in a highchair in Cheshunt

I'm lying on my bed covered in cat scratches with bits of me hanging loose😂

It's actually a picture of my suitcase which my sister's cat shredded, I sent it to her because I knew she'd find it funny (I wasn't bothered about the suitcase).

This is a brilliant thread! I like the back of the radiator post best 😂.

Champion, I’m in an 18th century Manor House, next to a roaring fire, no internet, no social media, no technology of any description, don’t suppose it’s actually an easy life but somehow think it can’t be massively worse