Hahaha hahaha
Mine was posh accent,posh clothes/car/house (which was immaculate) and the fact she shopped in netto but would put it all in m&s bags so the neighbours wouldn't know she's been to netto!
She was known to do things like have some curtains made and tell the neighbours she'd bought the fabric from posh shop (she had got it from there-it was 'seconds' fabric but had the 'right' label)
She once bought something (I seem to remember it being a fridge) and when it was delivered,it was in an unmarked van-i pity that poor sod who took THAT phone call (this happened in kup-did we laugh over that!)
She also had the slimline white telephone with the last number redial and the same kitchen pots/pans/cups/kettle etc as hyacinth (and the same ornaments/sofa/colour scheme!)
When she divorced uncle richard (also known as uncle dick) it all came crashing down around her ears-they where in really bad debt and she was going to lose everything
Did this stop her?
Of course not!
She hoicked up her bra straps and moved into a caravan (if this caravan had been a hotel,it would have been 5*+) and carried on with her own version of Mrs Bucket,head held high and telling off her neighbours while keeping up her appearances to her standards
We adored her-you knew there would be no 'common' presents for you at birthdays and Christmas's-she once famously refused to buy me some jewellery at index (remember them?)
She went to argos and bought me Elizabeth Duke instead! (Same price,just a 'posher' box)
(and a box of Ferrero rocher as 'these are the chocolates the am-bass-a-dor has these at alllll his functions!' to be given a box was a massive treat as they where expensive)