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Do you know people who use words and don’t know the meaning of them?! *lighthearted*

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PoshestPaws · 27/09/2025 20:02

I have a friend and work colleague who do this all the time and I would love to point it out and correct them or ask if they know what the words mean.
It would feel rude and patronising to mention it, especially when I’m not perfect and make my own mistakes!

I sometimes pretend I don’t understand (and sometimes I genuinely don’t) when it’s just a sentence of random words that don’t make sense.

I wondered if anyone else knows someone who acts in such a billowing way and if you feel pensive towards them when they are being perpendicular? Do you take a collateral response or just decide it’s not worth being kinetic over it?

I did overhear my colleague once saying she reads a lot which has increased her vocabulary, I wonder if I should buy her a dictionary and thesaurus for Christmas? 😂

An example from earlier today that inspired this thread was my friend saying “I feel a bit convoluted about seeing Ben tonight, I’m not sure if I want to go out or not”
I just replied “that’s understandable” it really isn’t though!

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Newsenmum · 30/09/2025 19:06

HealthAnxietyReallySucks · 29/09/2025 22:29

My aunty is very proud of her ‘glory hole’ in her home 😂. It’s actually a little cupboard in the hallway where she can throw all the junk she doesn’t want anyone to see. We don’t have the heart to tell her what a glory hole is and why she shouldn’t be boasting about it to people who don’t know her as well as we do.

Best one yet!

notatinydancer · 30/09/2025 19:08

pineapplecrushed · 29/09/2025 20:45

Your friend saying that reading has increased her vocabulary is fine? Why do you think this is wrong?

Yes , I agree.

Pedant5corner · 30/09/2025 19:47

@BillStickersWillBeProsocuted It might be on a 'It'll be Alright on the Night' video. I seem to recall Denis Norden's voice introducing the clip.

Cross-posted.

FunMustard · 30/09/2025 20:26

Newsenmum · 30/09/2025 19:06

Best one yet!

Glory hole has been used for cupboards, probably since before it was used for dicks. It's like a faggot was a bundle of sticks, and an offal meatball, probably before it was a nasty homophobic term.

ThreePears · 30/09/2025 22:02

From my Chambers dictionary, edition published in 1972:

Glory-hole: n. a glassmaker's supplementary furnace; a hole for viewing the inside of a furnace; a nook or receptacle for miscellaneous odds and ends; a steward's room on a ship; a hiding-place; an excavation.

Nothing wrong with calling the cupboard under the stairs a glory hole, as it is indeed somewhere we keep miscellaneous odds and ends.

ClaredeBear · 30/09/2025 22:12

Papadulo · 30/09/2025 18:32

I’ve just been in a training course where we had an ice breaker where we had to discuss in small groups our strengths and our Achilles heel. We then took it in turns to feedback to the whole group. A good third of participants talked about their Hercules Heel.

😂😂

Halfquarterbag · 30/09/2025 22:28

Moët et Chandon:

I don’t know much French, but they often pronounce a consonant letter at the end of a word, if the next word starts with a vowel.

Pedant5corner · 30/09/2025 22:35

@Halfquarterbag ,the name Moët isn't French, it's Dutch.

It's the equivalent of saying Janet as Zhan-ay or Elliot as El-yo.

Halfquarterbag · 30/09/2025 23:03

French wine gets a French name.

Pedant5corner · 30/09/2025 23:15

@Halfquarterbag It's not the name of a wine, it's a brand name. Krug isn't a French name.
The wine is champagne.

Halfquarterbag · 30/09/2025 23:24

You’ve got a lot of stamina.

Pedant5corner · 30/09/2025 23:26

I have a lot of patience.

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