Can't quite decide.
Forceps rammed into me without so much as a paracetamol in my system, 3 bloody times! Never felt pain like it.
Every single nerve from hip to toe flaring on fire. Much worse than childbirth as it went on and on and on. My foot and leg is now numb though so...
The damn young crow sitting on my crop boxes right at the back door, I fucking shat myself and screamed like hell. The old boy next door phoned to make sure I was OK.
The racing pigeon that set up home on my shed roof, 1 foot away from the back door. Again I shat myself.
There was also the toad but we'll not talk about that.
I clearly am not very keen on birds. I think it's gotta be the crow. I absolutely hate them.