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how do you pronounce tortoise

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GenieGenealogy · 31/08/2025 11:25

(Please, no posts about vowel sounds and rhotic accents and the rest of it which has been hashed over so many times).

I was listening to a podcast from a company called Tortoise Media. The host - who is from London - says "tor-tuss". I am Scottish and would never in a million years say it that way, it's tor-toys to rhyme with turquoise. Is this a regional thing? And if other people are saying "tor-tuss" why is the colour not tur-qwuss?

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Maddy70 · 02/09/2025 08:46

Tor toy ss

LupaMoonhowl · 02/09/2025 08:48

Interesting thread - has to be tor-tuss -definitely judge people who say tor-toys as not well educated.

GenieGenealogy · 02/09/2025 08:49

LupaMoonhowl · 02/09/2025 08:48

Interesting thread - has to be tor-tuss -definitely judge people who say tor-toys as not well educated.

I would judge people who can't appreciate that things are said or pronounced differently in the various parts of the UK as the "not well educated" ones, personally.

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deeahgwitch · 02/09/2025 08:51

LupaMoonhowl · 02/09/2025 08:48

Interesting thread - has to be tor-tuss -definitely judge people who say tor-toys as not well educated.

I think it’s more a regional thing rather than level of education.

Faircastle · 02/09/2025 09:00

In middle English it was usually written as 'tortuce'.
The -oise spelling arrived later.

JustPassingThruHere · 02/09/2025 09:04

Tore tuss and I don't feel like I have to justify my reasons 😝

GenieGenealogy · 02/09/2025 09:08

Faircastle · 02/09/2025 09:00

In middle English it was usually written as 'tortuce'.
The -oise spelling arrived later.

Did we have tortoises in the UK in the middle ages? I suppose if we had lions and other exotic beasts we must have (and easier to transport than a camel or something). The things you never think about...

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cattykinns · 02/09/2025 09:21

LupaMoonhowl · 02/09/2025 08:48

Interesting thread - has to be tor-tuss -definitely judge people who say tor-toys as not well educated.

This says far more about you than the people you deem to be ‘not well educated’.

timesinpunai · 02/09/2025 09:26

Haha my husband and I wind each other up about this! He’s a Londoner and says “taw-tuss”. Barely any hint of an R sound in there! I’m west of Scotland and say it correctly as “tor-toys” to rhyme with turquoise as you say OP. See also: bath, ball, banana, water, moon, juice… many other words we say differently that make us laugh.

Friendlygingercat · 02/09/2025 09:46

Tor-tuss. Plural Tor-tusses. North west.

I run an online antique shop so I sell lots of tor-tuss shell (faux)

Zempy · 02/09/2025 10:01

Tort-uss

SE

RaraRachael · 02/09/2025 10:03

LupaMoonhowl · 02/09/2025 08:48

Interesting thread - has to be tor-tuss -definitely judge people who say tor-toys as not well educated.

I would judge somebody who doesn't realise that there are regional accents, and therefore, different pronunciations of words within the UK as not well educated.

IShouldNotCoco · 02/09/2025 10:05

Tor-tuss

boathouserocks · 02/09/2025 12:38

TorTuss
PorPuss
TurKwaz (Turquoise)

Canada/ bilingual country, English/French.
Note the French influence in the pronunciation ''turkwaz' (Turquoise) although I have heard it pronounced Tur-koise here too.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 02/09/2025 12:55

Turtle. (Family joke)

InMyShowgirlEra · 02/09/2025 13:00

You lost me at turquoise!

I say tor-toyce as in "voice". DH says tor-tuss as in fuss.

I have never heard anyone say tor-t-woyz or even tort-oyz.

GenieGenealogy · 02/09/2025 13:27

But it's not. There is no "universal" English pronunciation. People in different parts of the UK speak differently, everyone knows that. A dictionary is going to give the RP version of how to say things, the BBC English, Queen's English way of speaking. It;'s ONE way of saying a word which will guarantee you are understood and people know what you are talking about.

But that doesn't mean that all of us who say tort-oyz, or tort-oice or similar are wrong. Or poorly-educated or stupid.

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hobbledyhoy · 02/09/2025 13:34

Tor-toys - also Scottish

lavendermilkshake · 02/09/2025 13:37

GenieGenealogy · 02/09/2025 13:27

But it's not. There is no "universal" English pronunciation. People in different parts of the UK speak differently, everyone knows that. A dictionary is going to give the RP version of how to say things, the BBC English, Queen's English way of speaking. It;'s ONE way of saying a word which will guarantee you are understood and people know what you are talking about.

But that doesn't mean that all of us who say tort-oyz, or tort-oice or similar are wrong. Or poorly-educated or stupid.

By universal, I mean it is the same in the UK, and in the USA.

GoodQueenBess · 02/09/2025 13:40

@lavendermilkshake , tor·toise
[ˈtɔːtəs, ˈtɔːtɔɪs]

Both are correct and in use.

InMyShowgirlEra · 02/09/2025 13:41

LupaMoonhowl · 02/09/2025 08:48

Interesting thread - has to be tor-tuss -definitely judge people who say tor-toys as not well educated.

I was private school educated and now to post-grad level, but as I'm from the North and have a regional accent on some words, I suppose you'd think I was rough and ignorant.

Northerners are well aware of the type of Londoner who thinks the world begins and ends at the M25 and they are superior to everyone outside it, and we think of them as uneducated, rude and obnoxious to boot so I suppose it goes both ways.

GoodQueenBess · 02/09/2025 13:45

RaraRachael · 31/08/2025 17:08

Scottish - tor-toys

Our school drama group was doing Alice in Wonderland and the kids struggled with a bit that said "Why did you call him tortoise?"
"Because he taught us:

It just didn't work in our accent 😅

@RaraRachael This giraffe / Likes to laugh / Loves to wear boots and a hat and a scarf.
doesn't work when I say it. The giraffe and laugh rhyme but the scarf doesn't.

Sorry, forgot to clear the quote.

GenieGenealogy · 02/09/2025 13:47

By universal, I mean it is the same in the UK, and in the USA.

If there's one thing that's for sure, it's that accents and pronunciation in the US and UK are not the same. Have no idea what your point is to be honest, unless it's to show that the RP/BBC English is correct and the rest of us are wrong.

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isthesolution · 02/09/2025 13:48

Tor-toise. I’m amazed people say tortus - I’ve only ever heard children say that.

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