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how do you pronounce tortoise

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GenieGenealogy · 31/08/2025 11:25

(Please, no posts about vowel sounds and rhotic accents and the rest of it which has been hashed over so many times).

I was listening to a podcast from a company called Tortoise Media. The host - who is from London - says "tor-tuss". I am Scottish and would never in a million years say it that way, it's tor-toys to rhyme with turquoise. Is this a regional thing? And if other people are saying "tor-tuss" why is the colour not tur-qwuss?

OP posts:
Blingismything · 31/08/2025 12:38

Tortuss

Blingismything · 31/08/2025 12:39

Tortus shell

Deadringer · 31/08/2025 12:39

Samanabanana · 31/08/2025 11:26

I never know which is right so I flip between the two Grin

Same

IsadoraQuagmire · 31/08/2025 12:52

GenieGenealogy · 31/08/2025 11:30

So where's the tortuss tortoys dividing line? Stafford services on the M6 maybe.

And as for it "having" to be one way because of a line in a book - I could give you dozens of examples of rhymes in children's books which only work in one particular accent.

I didn't say it "had" to be. I said that's why the line from Alice works. And Charles Dodgson was from Cheshire and apparently pronounced it that way, unless he just did in that instance, for the purpose of making a joke. I pronounce it tortuss, and I'm from London.

boathouserocks · 31/08/2025 12:55

Tortuss and Tortus- shell.

Londondreamer · 31/08/2025 12:55

I'm now wandering around the house saying Tortoise to myself over and over again................... what have you done to me??!!!

(Tor-toyce) 😅

Stoufer · 31/08/2025 13:03

cattykinns · 31/08/2025 12:32

I say Tort-tu-shell but Tor-toice

Me too!

GingerPaste · 31/08/2025 13:05

Tor-toys here.

IMissSparkling · 31/08/2025 13:07

Also Scottish, also say tor-toys.

NPET · 31/08/2025 13:07

Well I say tor-tuss. Everybody I know does. But I've often wondered why...
Just ease I suppose...

allthemiddlechildrenoftheworld · 31/08/2025 13:09

@GenieGenealogy I have no choice but to say tortoise! scottish

MycatLarry · 31/08/2025 13:12

Tor-toys. I'm Scottish and don't think I've ever heard anyone there saying tohtuss unless they're English maybe?

fromthegecko · 31/08/2025 13:12

OED says tortəss or tortoyss for UK pronunciation. Americans use the first of these but roll the R and turn the second T to a D.

Me: Lancashire, tortəss.

CaptainMyCaptain · 31/08/2025 13:13

Tor-tuss. Grew up in the SE with parents from the NE and NW. I've heard tor-toyss but don't think it's particularly regional.

crazeekat · 31/08/2025 13:15

I have 2 torts and they are pronounced tortoises lol 1 singular is a tort-toys for sure lol! Ps east coast Scotland lol

Ygfrhj · 31/08/2025 13:17

Tor-toize and por-poize. Grew up in Yorkshire, never heard the tor-tuss version until university.

PurpleChrayn · 31/08/2025 13:19

Tortoise.

Same as porpoise.

I would never pronounce the latter as por-puss, so tortoise is not tor-tuss.

GoodQueenBess · 31/08/2025 13:20

Taught us

Hols23 · 31/08/2025 13:20

Tor-tuss and por-puss. South east 🙂

R0ckandHardPlace · 31/08/2025 13:23

Tortuss. NW England. But I distinctly remember a teacher that used to say “ToyToyce” and it was like nails down a blackboard.

Squirrelsnut · 31/08/2025 13:23

Tortuss.
I also say prooven not proh-ven.
South mids.

childofthe607080s · 31/08/2025 13:23

Tor toys in posh company
tor tus otherwise
Northern English background

ResusciAnnie · 31/08/2025 13:24

GenieGenealogy · 31/08/2025 11:25

(Please, no posts about vowel sounds and rhotic accents and the rest of it which has been hashed over so many times).

I was listening to a podcast from a company called Tortoise Media. The host - who is from London - says "tor-tuss". I am Scottish and would never in a million years say it that way, it's tor-toys to rhyme with turquoise. Is this a regional thing? And if other people are saying "tor-tuss" why is the colour not tur-qwuss?

Tor-toys. Tor-tuss always sounds so prim to me 😆

Saying ‘to rhyme with’, eg ‘with turquoise’ never works as people always pronounce things differently to each other and therefore have different reference points. Eg some people actually say turquoise ‘Turk-wahz’ 😲 so to rhyme with, tortoise would be ‘Tort-wahz’ 😲 which I doubt anyone says.

LittlePineapple · 31/08/2025 13:24

TorTuss for sure. The other pronunciation would sound very odd to me!

TortoiseMantle · 31/08/2025 13:29

GenieGenealogy · 31/08/2025 11:30

So where's the tortuss tortoys dividing line? Stafford services on the M6 maybe.

And as for it "having" to be one way because of a line in a book - I could give you dozens of examples of rhymes in children's books which only work in one particular accent.

Definitely not. The North East says tor-tuss.