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Phrases that make you cringe

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BitSilly · 15/07/2025 11:37

'Creative juices' is awful.

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sidechick · 17/07/2025 08:34

‘Gosh’

just on MN though, I never hear it in real life.

askmenow · 17/07/2025 08:38

Redrosesposies · 15/07/2025 11:56

With all due respect

Lurve this one …. What should we say… “bollocks? “ 😂

OutingHobbyWife · 17/07/2025 08:48

BitSilly · 16/07/2025 21:40

I think these are regional.

I was born in the south to parents from the north then raised in the Midlands (call me confused!). To me breakfast is the only constant.
If the meal in the middle of the day is cold then it's lunch, if it's hot it's dinner. Likewise in the evening cold is tea and hot is dinner. In the winter therefore 'dinnertime' is variable. Or potentially twice a day 🙃

Crole · 17/07/2025 08:50

When people say price point instead of just price

OutingHobbyWife · 17/07/2025 08:50

askmenow · 17/07/2025 08:38

Lurve this one …. What should we say… “bollocks? “ 😂

Gah I don't half want the 'Ha ha' smiley back Grin

I like with all due respect, because it's often used when the respect due is precisely zero!

Genevieve29 · 17/07/2025 08:52

Steelworks · 15/07/2025 11:59

‘See you later’ when said by cashiers in supermarkets etc. No, you are not seeing me later, unless you’re stalking me.

Or when said by presenters on the TV - I always shout "You haven't seen me NOW!" (Sad, I know!)

BitSilly · 17/07/2025 08:54

@Genevieve29 or "Not if I see you first!" 😆

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OutingHobbyWife · 17/07/2025 09:19

From another thread this morning - "make it make sense". Grr. No idea why it grinds my gears so much. Maybe it's because people don't want to admit they don't understand something. Harder for them to say "I don't quite get that, could you try explaining another way" I guess.

OutingHobbyWife · 17/07/2025 09:20

Mind you, I expect some will have an issue with 'grinds my gears' too Grin

Notmorecrapola · 17/07/2025 09:26

Loving so many of these! Mine include:
From the get-go. Wtf does that even mean?
Fur babies - they’re pets!
Rainbow Bridge/passed - yuk
Making memories
Dropped - as in a new episode of a programme or song. DH is guilty of this 😡

And possibly the worst - Bring your whole self to (insert situation). Meaningless American babble!

HerVagestyTheQueef · 17/07/2025 09:27

See less often now, but a grown woman describing herself as a "dolly daydreamer" 🤮

Grow up.

fataroundthemiddle · 17/07/2025 09:27

UrbanFan · 15/07/2025 11:46

'long story short'

It never is though

Don't agree, these are old fashioned.To cut a long story short.... It never is though is it?? Proper British, it's all these new phrases that are annoying. But I am an oldie so that explains alot

Notmorecrapola · 17/07/2025 09:27

Forgot to add “boils my piss” just ugh!!

Notmorecrapola · 17/07/2025 09:39

ToWhitToWhoo · 17/07/2025 00:03

Good-By Now or Pardon My Gauntlet by Ogden Nash

Bring down the moon for genteel Janet;
She's too refined for this gross planet.
She wears garments and you wear clothes,
You buy stockings, she purchases hose.
She say That is correct, and you say Yes,
And she disrobes and you undress.
Confronted by a mouse or moose,
You turn green, she turns chartroose.
Her speech is new-minted, freshly quarried;
She has a fore-head, you have a forehead.
Nor snake nor slowworm draweth nigh her;
You go to bed, she doth retire.
To Janet, births are blessed events,
And odors that you smell she scents.
Replete she feels, when her food is yummy,
Not in the stomach but the tummy.
If urged some novel step to show,
You say Like this, she says Like so.
Her dear ones don't die, but pass away;
Beneath her formal is lonjeray.
Of refinement she's a fount, or fountess,
And that is why she's now a countess.
She was asking for the little girls' room
And a flunky though she said the earl's room.

I absolutely love this! 😂

JudgeJ · 17/07/2025 09:48

Treesandsheepeverywhere · 17/07/2025 08:24

Is he two!! 😂😂.
Toodles is bad enough.

At least you can laugh about it.

Reminds me of an ex who liked to be called by his very baby-ish nickname.

The response to 'see you later alligator' is 'in a while crocodile', just to show off my terrible boomer credentials!

GustyGoo · 17/07/2025 09:49

Getting “the most bang for your buck”

LadySuzanne · 17/07/2025 09:53

"date night"

"sexy time"

"do the deed" (or "DTD")

"this isn't the 50s"

"didn't want to read and run"

No-one knows or cares whether you have read a post or not.

GettingTheHellOut · 17/07/2025 09:54

SquallyShowersLater · 15/07/2025 16:09

Oh dear god, what are they supposed to mean?

Also I've seen 'holding space' mentioned a couple of times on this thread but I've never heard it before. Is this going to be the new 'reaching out' verbal tic that makes me want to punch the person saying it? What does it mean?

Our boss says "we are in a holding pattern" - everyone looked blank, someone googled it on their phone and it came up with an album by Laurence Fox

NaeRolls · 17/07/2025 10:08

YouOKHun · 16/07/2025 19:47

@NaeRolls@ToWhitToWhooand others - run this up the ideas flagpole and see if it adds to the good ideas shower and is a situation Go! Oh, and remember, there is no “I” in team - this thread space is a collab. I’m pushing the Wakanomics envelope here: https://wankernomics.com/

These guys are amazing!

Well done on hitting target on the comedy deliverables today. This was a real win for the website.

DadBodAlready · 17/07/2025 10:10

my truth

There's only one truth and it doesn't matter how much you try and manipulate it , it doesn't change

BunnyLake · 17/07/2025 10:12

OutingHobbyWife · 17/07/2025 09:19

From another thread this morning - "make it make sense". Grr. No idea why it grinds my gears so much. Maybe it's because people don't want to admit they don't understand something. Harder for them to say "I don't quite get that, could you try explaining another way" I guess.

I don’t mind that phrase and have used it myself. It doesn’t mean you don’t understand it, it means you don't understand or get the logic or rationale behind someone else’s thought process.

BunnyLake · 17/07/2025 10:23

asrl78 · 16/07/2025 18:59

The first one is a nothing phrase. Everything does happen for a reason i.e. cause and effect, even if we don't know the reason.

No, the pp was correct. There is a reason why things happen, they don’t happen for a reason, as that means it is pre-ordained to gain a specific result.

eg: Cat got hit by a car - reason it happened - it ran out without checking for cars.

cat got hit by a car - for a reason - someone wanted it dead.

To clarify: Everything does not happen for a reason.
Somethings do happen for a reason.

BitSilly · 17/07/2025 10:29

ToWhitToWhoo · 17/07/2025 00:03

Good-By Now or Pardon My Gauntlet by Ogden Nash

Bring down the moon for genteel Janet;
She's too refined for this gross planet.
She wears garments and you wear clothes,
You buy stockings, she purchases hose.
She say That is correct, and you say Yes,
And she disrobes and you undress.
Confronted by a mouse or moose,
You turn green, she turns chartroose.
Her speech is new-minted, freshly quarried;
She has a fore-head, you have a forehead.
Nor snake nor slowworm draweth nigh her;
You go to bed, she doth retire.
To Janet, births are blessed events,
And odors that you smell she scents.
Replete she feels, when her food is yummy,
Not in the stomach but the tummy.
If urged some novel step to show,
You say Like this, she says Like so.
Her dear ones don't die, but pass away;
Beneath her formal is lonjeray.
Of refinement she's a fount, or fountess,
And that is why she's now a countess.
She was asking for the little girls' room
And a flunky though she said the earl's room.

Genteel Janet wouldn't go down well on here, she uses "tummy" and "pass away"!😉

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GettingTheHellOut · 17/07/2025 10:33

VictoriaEra · 15/07/2025 16:54

Just saying is even worse when the put an apostrophe - Just sayin'

It's obvious that whatever has just been said, has just been said, so the writer doesn't need to just say that they've just said something, as we can read that for ourselves.

Bunny65 · 17/07/2025 10:35

Joined up thinking
Play date - horrible Americanism. I know it’s in standard use now so I don’t expect support for this one but toddlers don’t date, they’re just coming round to play (hopefully).

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