Phrases that make you cringe

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'Creative juices' is awful.

Oh….

”if you know, you know”

Smug, lazy, empty wank.

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'On the daily'

Sorry to hear that, sounds like she must of been so hard to deal with

Ditto to ‘my bad’
’Early doors’ is another that really irritates me. How can doors ever be ‘early’? Unless of course you’ve ordered new ones but then they’d ‘arrive’ early.

I read it online every day. Most of it behind a paywall now.

My son's year teacher always writes "little human" it gives me absolute rage everytime I see it!

Foob - for a reconstructed breast. Then moan that it’s no longer feels “part of you”. Well stop calling it a foob then.

Fast forward

People claiming to be “broken “

My bad. I completely irrationally hate this saying. It doesn’t even make sense. Don’t know why it winds me up, but it does 🤪

Yeah, 'broken' is annoying, and 'hand hold please.' 😖

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What's that @RubyBiscuitt ? ^

"I speak as I find" usually precedes a downright rude comment which you should most certainly not say out loud.

In my experience, the people who pride themselves on speaking as they find, telling it how it is, saying what everyone else is thinking, being blunt as a spoon, calling a spade a spade, or not sugar-coating it, rarely have anything positive to say. It's not as though they go through the world boldly complimenting strangers, "I love your dress, babe, where did you get it?"

The I call a ‘spade a spade’ people are often upset when it’s done to them I’ve often found. Only works one way usually.

A red lip… do you just leave the other blank?

Or when you buy a couple of items in a shop and the assistant says 'just these two today?' as if you're a complete tight wad for not buying up the whole shop.

Yes, and I often find that these people forget that speaking bluntly doesn’t necessarily mean they are right. Often the ‘truth’ they are speaking is wildly subjective or inaccurate.

'A white T' ....

"Baboom - tish" - accompabied by the annoying hand gestures. I could snatch those drum-sticks and stick them up your ar$e.

Oh gosh yes! I loathe “my bad”!

The other thing that makes me rage is when health care workers issue instructions using awful infant-appropriate language such as;

“just pop yourself on the bed for me please”

“just take your top off for me please”

“just get dressed for me please”

It makes me want to reply “no but being sound of mind I will choose do that for my own sake thanks” but that would make me sound like an arse so I don’t 😆.

My late MIL used to say that 'I speak as I find', and I would sometimes respond with 'Yes, I can be bloody rude too' but she never caught on.

'End of', the verbal two fingers salute.

I have twice seen the word "tummy" used on the NHS website.

I'm not a small child or a moron, so I now look elsewhere for healthcare and medical advice.

Yes, and presumably you just do one smokey eye as well. And one half of a wide-legged trouser.

'There, but for the grace of god, go I'.

Load of balls.

There, but for education; financial security; supportive family & social circle; proper healthcare; good parenting etc. etc. go you and I.
Whichever god you happen to believe in has naff all to do with it.

Gives me the rage, and I want to chastise anyone I hear saying it.